This is a true story and tell me if you think it is funny. Is this story funny?

Question

I was very ill for months, and kept getting sicker. In and out of the hospital. Pocked and praud by dr. nurses and specialists. They finally found out I had a lung infection that was eating holes through my lungs and making me very sick. I was given anywhere from three months to maybe a year if I did not have surgery. By this point I was fed up with all the drs and specialist. So I was told I needed to have my left lung removed. The lung surgeon worked in a catholic hospital. So the day before my surgury, a priest came into to give me the annointing of the sick. ( here comes the funny part) The priest put oil on my forhead, he made a cross. As soon as he was done. I coughed and I pulled a muscle in my back side. I could not move. It hurt so bad. I was just about to lay down when it happened. So i was like froze half way up and half way down. I could not move. The pain was so bad. That they had to give me morphine in my IV. do not answer yet, I have to write the funny part ok. so wait

The pain was so bad I was yelling. Anyway once the morphine kicked in I was able to lay down. I told the nurse, the oil that priest used was possessed, and that is why I pulled that muscle. because of that muscle being pulled they had to postpone surgery. Well one of the nurses told the priest that I thought the oil was possessed and that is what caused the pulled muscle. It was a joke. But after that comment the priest refused to come to my room. He would send a chapelin. Do you think what I said was funny about the oil being possessed?

Answer 1

hahahahahahahah kinda funny

Answer 2

ok, i can not have self assurance i will tell one on myself yet here it is going. some years returned, a chum of mine and that i've got been interest searching jointly. We went to a city Human components development to word for some jobs there. The H R development grew to become right into a suitable sq. development that had double front/go out doorways on all 4 outdoors partitions. We walked as much as a minimum of one set of double doorways and there grew to become right into a hand written observe with an arrow pointing to the left asserting "Please use different door." So we walked to the subsequent factor of the development to the subsequent set of double doorways and there grew to become into that very comparable observe. So returned, we walked to the 0.33 factor of the development to discover yet another observe. We walked to the final factor of the development and coffee and behold grew to become into the very comparable observe. All 4 notes reported Please use different door with an arrow pointing to the left. ultimately somebody that worked on the workplace got here strolling as much as head into the development. My buddy asked the guy how we've been meant to get into the development. He opened the left factor of the double doorways and reported in basic terms like that. We then found out the notes have been in basic terms asserting the astounding door grew to become into locked to apply the left door.

Answer 3

This story isn't funny - it's stupid. And way too long and boring. If you couldn't get to the "funny part" by now, it probably isn't even worth it.

Answer 4

Sorry,to hear about your bad situation but that was'nt very funny.

Answer 5

your like me i can't tell stories at all with out making them really long and then the people i tell it to don't think its funny at all lol

Answer 6

about the most UN funny thing ive ever read

Answer 7

Yeesh. You're really good at creating suspense.

Answer 8

Funny? That was pretty sad.

Answer 9

whens the funny part coming?

Answer 10

i waited....no funny parts here. i didn't even smile. quit rambling kid..