A jew and a muslim walk into a bar?

Question

and the bartender offers them a drink. Being very holy people they refuse the alcohol and ask only for a glass of water and some popcorn. They also play some pull tabs to pass the time.

After they have finished their popcorn and water and haven't won anything at the pull tabs, the muslim turns to the Jew and launches a big rocket up his *ss.

See, I knew that homosexuality was the solution to most major world conflicts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know they drink alcohol dummy, but that has nothing to do with the joke.

All the geniuses who told me that Jews drink alcohol. I think I said I know that. Anyone who has seen any artistic or other portrayal of the Last Supper knows that those Jewish disciples were drinkin alcohol. They called it wine.

As to the Pull Tabs guy, I know that gambling is against the muslim faith. That is why I incorporated it into the story.

The point is just the double entendre of the term big rocket.

Answer 1

And the Jew went, "oye ve! There goes the frigging neighborhood already!"

Answer 2

First off a true muslim would never walk into a bar, we don't consume alcohol. In fact, we can't even sit at the same table it is being consumed. Second, I am guessing pull tabs are gambling, don't do that either. Third, out of all the terrorist related jokes, this one was the lamest. btw, Jew is a racial slur.

Answer 3

An Islamic phallic protrusion usually finds it's way up it's brothers' rectum long before it goes elsewhere. Even devote Muslim camels are offended at the very sight. Anybody up for a Hajj?

Answer 4

Who said Muslims drink

Answer 5

jews drink alcohol

Answer 6

Great f*cking joke. You almost made me laugh! And jews do drink alcohol, idiot!

Answer 7

Have you been getting all your sessions with the psychotherapist this week, George?

Answer 8

i herd this one on tv las nite. here goes:

2 jews walk into a bar...
and they buy it.

Answer 9

Wow.
Dumb joke.

Answer 10

I reported you, thanks for the 2 points.