I went to buy some rags at the foodmart to use for my period because I cant afford the real thing. As i was stealing a roll of rags and placing them down my noony, I saw argus hugging Wilma and giving her a kiss. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
So after I stole a bag of bread, I walked up and confronted him and Wilma bit my ear and spit in my face and she said" Get out of the store you hillbilly , or else Ill throw a brick threw your trailer"
Im so afraid she will do this. Argus slapped me across the face and told me to what what he asks me. Then he threw me on the ground and then he unzipped his pants and peed on me in front of all the customers in the store and they all live in my trailer park. I am so ashamed. how can I get Argus back and force him to love me again?
2006-08-06 13:34:55 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
When will you ever learn? You should know by now that Cornfunkel is behind all of this.
2006-08-06 14:25:52 · answer #1 · answered by LaRue 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, you did not do the right thing. You should have beat her up right then and right there. You should have grabbed her by the back of her head and brought it down to meet your knee. Then you should have taken your finger and poked in into that little conclave at the bottom of your throat which would have taken the wind out of her causing her to choke and put her on the floor. While she was on the floor you should have put the boots to her head. You made yourself out to be a wimp in front of all your neighbors. Now they'll all talk about you behind your back, "Psst, that's the trailer that wimpy woman lives in, she couldn't even defend her marriage". And next time try using the bread for a rag. It soaks up moisture pretty well. That way you're not stealing twice. What, do you want to get caught? As for Argus, he should repair the damage done when the brick is thrown. You have let him get way out of hand, woman. You should have laughed at him when he was peeing on you and told him that you doubt that small thing could hold more than a pint. For crying out loud, your giving women a bad name. Straighten up now and go beg Argus to take you back. Force him if you must.
2006-08-06 13:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't go shopping during your period.
When having sex with Argus, USE YOUR TONGUE on every orifice. The race between you and Wilma will be won by the least inhibited.
Throw out all the country music in your trailer. Even Tammy Wynette and Wynona Rider. Start listening something to something classier, like Handel's "Royal Water Music" and "Royal Fireworks" as well as ELO.
Never watch another soap opera for the rest of your life. Smash the TV if that's the only way to stop watching the soaps. And no more of that m*th*rf*ck*ng "Gerry Springer" show, either, it's starting to get to you.
2006-08-06 13:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by urbancoyote 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a new trailer park and forget about Argus. If you see him and Wilma together again, put some urine in a super soaker and blast both of them with it so everyone can see it. Then stay away from them and find someone who doesn't cheat, but you must first, stop stealing things and get a job to pay for your rags.
2006-08-06 13:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by Jess4rsake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget Argus,
I think you should have a fling with Mr Know it All. He is quite a looker!
All the girls in the trailer park are wild over him.
They are always breaking things so that he can come and fix them.
"Girl----Go For The Gold " (Mr Know it All)
2006-08-06 14:28:42 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was so totally fake, but sure. Rags cost a lot more than pads, so thats not true. All the costumers in the store live in your neighborhood? Your trailer park neighborhood? What? And not one of them stopped to help you? yeah, sure.
well you wasted 5 points, but i got 2 so yeah.
2006-08-06 13:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i just read all your other questions and i'm definitely starting to think you're the most entertaining person on yahoo answers. you've created quite a pathetic image of yourself, i only read two posts and so far i've found out that you had to steal rags to wipe your bloody period, your husband peed all over you, you got beat up, and you want to dress up like a donkey so your husband, who dumped you, can take you back. Hilarious!!!
2006-08-07 16:22:19 · answer #7 · answered by billysimas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 free points. You are so pathetic! Why would someone who lives in a trailer and has to steal, have internet? If you are stealing, why can't you get the real thing?
2006-08-06 13:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Justbeingme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm sure you've heard about Lorena what's-her-name, right? She's the woman who sliced off her hubby's winkie, and then he sewed it back on and became a porno star.
So, lovely, what you have to do is slice off Argus' winkie, but don't let him have the chance to star in porno films. Flush that nasty little chazzwozzer down the toilet so he never sees it again.
2006-08-06 13:41:23 · answer #9 · answered by Hello Che 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u did the right thing. as long as it was civil, and respectful, and u talked to them in a normal tone of voice like u were talking to a friend. if u just started ranting and raving then well i would get a little upset too if i were her. but still forget Argus. he dont deserve u.
2006-08-06 17:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get Argus in bed with you for old time's sake, then after he has finished and has passed out, glue his whanger to his leg with super glue and glue a cork up his butt.
He may never Love you again, but he will never forget you.
2006-08-06 13:40:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋