Girls - Fancy a dinner date?

Question

Hi, I'm looking for a girl aged 18-26, quite pretty, slim and good sense of humour within 100 miles of Leicester, England. I'd love to take you out for dinner, my shout your choice! Im 24, 6tf 5 medium build. I design aeroplanes for a living and love to have a good conversation! I consider myself to be a gentleman.. I love to treat ladies like true lades! Email me if you're interested and we can chat..... [e-mail] Hope to hear from you!x

I said girls only. i.e no guys please.

Answer 1

"I'm looking for a girl aged 18-26"

Means you're most likely middle aged.

"quite pretty, slim"

Pot-belly.

"good sense of humour"

Plays practical jokes that only he finds funny. Also into toilet humor.

"within 100 miles of Leicester, England."

Lives on a farm.

"I design aeroplanes for a living"

Makes paper airplanes between shifts at the slaughter house.

"I consider myself to be a gentleman"

HE considers HIMSELF a gentleman, noone else does.

"I love to treat ladies like true lades!"

And by that he means he'll be leaving the money under the pillow, instead of the nightstand.

WHAT A CATCH LADIES!!!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

You must be very desperate if you keep on asking girls for a dinner date every week!!! Why don't you go to a pub or nightclub like most normal blokes your age. Also why do you keep asking girls about men's packages, men's urinal's etc. a BIG turn off for me and probably most girls on here. You should ask yourself why no girl is replying to your messages???? Another thing you are asking for girls to date you, but yet your asking Emma Cherry to go out to dinner with you - saying that "I have been admiring you for a long time". If she has any sense she would NOT date you. Are you only interested in blondes? Another thing I think you are a sex addict that needs help NOW. My friend has said she has seen your package on ratemyfaceadult.com this doesn't seem to be a behaviour of a gentleman!!! Why do need to display your bits all over the Internet and even measure yourself. To sum things up your are a sexed up deluded idiot thinking anyone would be stupid enough to date you!!! Nice catch girls?!?!?
p.s. I think you should also learn to spell and to construct a proper sentence together.

p.p.s I agree with everything that Joe S has said about you.

Answer 4

Sorry dude I live in the US. But I think you should look for a quality girl and not a picture perfect image in your head. You will always find something you don't like about them because you are too picky.
Maybe you are not all that .

Answer 5

Dude, in case you have been that loads of a gentleman you does not be searching for females at here, bypass get some extreme booty on the interior of sight pub, i've got been down in leicster! some hotties!

Answer 6

does this look like a dating site.... read what it says on the tin, for a supposedly smart guy mate...you aint that smart.

Answer 7

Very nice - but ths really isn't the place, is it?

Answer 8

if you have all those credentials, why are you advertising yourself on here?

Answer 9

what a ******* wanker.