I know it sounds stupid but I have a really good reason of why I HAVE to have a sore thoart its justto long of a story can someone please tell me HOW CAN I GET A SORE THOART AND HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TOO GET ONE?....PLEASE!
2006-08-06 11:06:09 · 29 answers · asked by Petite 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Scream at the top or your lungs for an hour.
2006-08-06 11:09:39 · answer #1 · answered by ♥W!f3y M@+3r!@1♥ 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The best way is to find someone with a really bad sore throat and then make out with them. Then get yourself (especially your hair) soaking wet and sit in a very cold room with your feet in a bucket of ice water. Scream at the top of your lungs for about an hour. Also, lick the bottoms of all your shoes just to be on the safe side. Good luck!
2006-08-06 18:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by Leesa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in Detroit and have lost my voice in many Rock City concerts so yelling would probably be the easiest.
But you might end up in the nut house by doing it for no reason.
Sooo I would say that your best bet would be to head down to Your local Wal-Mart and start licking the door hanles of all the cars in the lot.
2006-08-06 18:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Listen to some of that crappy emo music and scream like crazy when the singer does. Do this for about an hour and it'll hurt to even talk quietly.
2006-08-06 18:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allow Iodized salt to sit in your throat for approximately 3 to 5 minutes before washing it down with clear water. This will disrupt the lining of your throat and cause scratchiness, also attempt deliberate dehydration, carefully monitored, of course. Do not dehydrate yourself to the point of severe illness.
*Disclaimer*
If by following my advice, you come to serious harm, you have been warned, and I am not responsible for any actions you take
2006-08-06 18:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Christopher A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start howling like a dog for several minutes. If you have a dog, he'll probably join you. After ten minutes, you will be very sore. Because your dog chewed your foot off, and your throat will be sore from all that howling..
2006-08-06 18:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shout very loudly for a long time
Actually, I'd be really interested to know why you want a sore throat.
2006-08-06 18:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by zoomjet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The movie "deep throat" should be studied and the skill exhibited should be emulated. A few attempts should result in the condition you so fondly desire. And other fond desires should also be fulfilled.
2006-08-06 18:12:34 · answer #8 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swallow a toothpick or a fork. You could also try snoring really hard and loud. Screaming for long periods of time is also a winner.
2006-08-06 18:10:52 · answer #9 · answered by fungirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be joking--right? gee, I wish I could break my arm to get out of a test, how can I do that? Oh wait, I wish I could slice my leg open so I won't have to do my errands, ----get a life, do some volunteer work, go help someone other than your own sick selfish self.
2006-08-06 18:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Sandy B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u get a sore throat from giving fallatio to a wang that has some kind of std
2006-08-06 18:09:42 · answer #11 · answered by yabba dabba doo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋