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Piss in the holy water.

2006-08-06 10:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Why do you want to go through extremes to get excommunicated from the church. Why don't you just quit going? Or, are you after the publicity that it may generate?

2006-08-06 17:22:33 · answer #2 · answered by WC 7 · 0 0

One commit a crime, or two get a woman to become an ordained priest and tell everyone she is a priest. I heard that that is how many women have been getting excommunicated from the church. You can worship Satan too, that always does it.

2006-08-06 17:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by Andrea 5 · 0 0

It depends on what church you belong to....My religion doesn't excommunicate church members. If they don't want to be a part of things anymore, then they just stop attending. Done!

2006-08-06 17:24:48 · answer #4 · answered by Taffi 5 · 0 0

Why would you want that? I doubt you can attract enough attention, the bishops are pretty laissez faire now. If you want to join another church, you don't need to be excommunicated to do so.

2006-08-06 17:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you don't want to be a part of any religion, then simply stop bothering. There is no legal way to force someone to join or continue attending any church or religious services in the US. TO do so is a direct violation of their rights under the law.

2006-08-06 17:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just Leave and do not return. Why wait to get excommunicated, it's just a bunch of unnecessary paper work! So just leave!

2006-08-06 18:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by cherrypopsickle2000 3 · 0 0

First become a catholic since the rest of us don't excommunicate people.

2006-08-06 17:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by unicorn 4 · 0 0

Well, deny Jesus Christ as your savior so then you can burn in Hell for eterinty. But If I was you I would stay with God and have a place in heaven. If you are not happy with your church then find another one. Just be sure its a spirt filled church that serves the Lord Jesus Christ.

2006-08-06 17:29:40 · answer #9 · answered by Josh S 7 · 0 0

spray paint their walls. or you can just leave the church community without causing a raucous so that they oust you out. it's harder to leave properly than to have them kick you out, for sure. but this way you take responsibility for your actions.

2006-08-06 17:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by gurrrly 3 · 0 0

I'd try standing up and shouting "Yes but where is the proof?" christians hate it when you ask for proof mainly because they don't have any. Say no to jesus.

2006-08-06 17:24:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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