without cussing, and/ or insulting their parents.
2006-08-06 09:48:02 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
so?
2006-08-06 09:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anne 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
The meanest comebacks are required to cuss and insult parents.
2006-08-06 09:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comeback to something like "You suck jerk" you say "You may think that but at least I'm not a pile of degenerate human filth, you scum of the Earth. Your death would make the world a better place". Now there are some biting insults! Just be careful with this bombshell, people might misinterpret the first part as something racist. It's good to be bad (but it's not good to be racist).
2006-08-06 09:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by Samuel B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone tries to insult me I just say, "And this means what to me?" That lets the person know that their opinion doesn't mean squat to me. If someone calls me a ***** I just smile and say, "Thank you. I've been hoping someone would notice because I've been working on it for a long time and it finally paid off!"
2006-08-06 12:50:31 · answer #4 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By any chance, are your parents related?
i thought it was funny even tho u said no insulting parents ... sorry
how about
you remind me of opium .... a slow working dope
2006-08-06 09:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by It's Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To what??
My friend was once told she was fat. She replied So what.....I CAN lose weight..............Shame you cant do anything about your face.
Another person was once staring at my mate who was pregnant. She was young Only 16 and could see the disapoving look of this quite large middle age lady.......My friend said to her Im pregnant Whats your excuse. She soon stopped staring at her.
2006-08-06 09:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The words "I agree" It'll make the other person look stupid. I've used it plenty of times.
Your momma is so fat.
- I agree.
Yo dadday look like a condom.
- I agree.
You're an idiot.
- I agree.
Shut the fuuck up.
- I agree.
You're a deuschbagg.
- You know what, I agree.
2006-08-06 09:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by Potathao 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really can't improve on any of this, but I have been stopped dead in my tracks with "so"? and "I agree" , there is just nothing more you can say after being hit with those two.
2006-08-06 10:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by sawmill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't really an etiquette question, you know. It's more like anti-etiquette.
Instead of being mean to people you obviously don't like, why don't you associate with people you do like?
2006-08-06 09:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by lee m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to the hand. That is mean because it cuts off all communication.
2006-08-06 10:37:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jess4rsake 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, insult me and lets see who starts crying first. I bet it's you.
2006-08-06 09:52:07 · answer #11 · answered by kittycollector32 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋