A Good Pun...?

Question

is it's own reword.

Answer 1

Rudolph, an old Russian, and his wife Olga were sitting in their cabin in the depths of the Russian winter.

"I think it's started to rain." He says to Olga.

"No you're mistaken." She replies, "It'll be snow."

"No, rain." He insists.

"Well I think it's snow. " She replies.

"Well let's have a look." He says.

They open the door and sure enough it's pouring down with rain.

"There you are." He says. "Rudolph the Red, knows rain dear."

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A plane flying from Japan carrying Datsun care spares experiences engine trouble.

"It's no good." Says the captain. "Our cargo is too heavy. We need to ditch it or we'll crash. Throw everything overboard."

The crew open the cargo hatch, find lots of gears and throw them out. Down below stand two farmers in the field when the parts land besides them.

"Look." Says one , "It's raining Datsun cogs."

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A doctor goes into the same New York bar every night after surgery and orders his favourite drink, a Daiquiri rum with a hazel nut to flavour it.

One day he's late and there are no hazel nuts left. The barman, thinking the doctor won't notice the difference puts a Hickory nut in the drink.

"Hey barman." Shouts the doctor. "This doesn't taste the same as usual. What is it?"

"Oh sorry. "Says the barman, "I should have told you. We're all out of hazel nuts so that's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc."

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Hope that's enough to be going on with

Answer 2

In the news today:

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. The officails laid down the law and the toddler too.

Earlier today, a man was in a freak accident and his entire left side was cut off. He's all right now.

And our top story for the day:
Studies show that when women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.

Answer 3

A preacher was walking to his church when he saw a bright orange road pylon with rude pictures drawn on it. He was so shocked that he kicked it over. He was immediately arrested for making an obscene cone fall.

Answer 4

Pun whatza pun?!

Answer 5

I say, reading quotes, "You can make a throne of spears, but you can't sit on it very long."
Friend says, "Well, they do have a point."

(laugh laugh laugh)

Answer 6

lol.. wow.. you left me wordless... perhaps I should get a dictionary

Answer 7

true true lol ♥