I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the check book, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my a s s. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b i t c h. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest!!! I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it you D I C K!!
2006-08-06 09:15:32 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVED IT!!!! YOU ROCK!!
2006-08-06 09:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 11⤊ 7⤋
Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men, but did you ever see a man wearing a shirt that buttons down the freaking back? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-08-06 09:34:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why Women can never forget the D I C K at the end you named it as usual you do.
2006-08-06 09:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by haseebsana 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG ! ! ! ! ! THAT WAS AMAZING. I REALLY ENJOYED IT. I JUST READ IT TO MY SISTER AND SHE SAID U NEED TO SUBMIT UR POEM 2 POETRY.COM AND I STRONGLY AGREE. ENTER TO WIN A CASH PRIZE. GOOD JOB U R REALLY TALENTED.
2006-08-06 09:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by Keeta 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry.What did you say?I was busy looking at your chest.
2006-08-06 09:22:58 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i loved that.lol. it was really good
2006-08-06 09:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Bri 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure.. thats nice, pumpkins
2006-08-06 09:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I liked it, it was reaally good.....................
2006-08-06 09:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ITS WEIRD
2006-08-06 09:42:31 · answer #9 · answered by ultra hottie 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋