A guy comes to his friends and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.
-what are you doing?
-I'M MASTURBATING!
-masturbating with a hammer?! are you enjoying it at all?
-YES EACH TIME I MISS IT.
2006-08-06 08:47:44 · 17 answers · asked by chipz and gravy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Im going to come back later and read the replies, they have to be funnier than the 'joke'.
2006-08-06 08:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by 7robbo 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Thats really hitting the dick on the head. Next week is Dremel week and my favorite is vice grip week.
2006-08-06 16:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by diaryofamadblackman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That doesnt make any sense but it still made me cry with laughter because you made yourself look like a dick.
2006-08-06 15:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he is anythiing like me with a hammer he always misses. im so bad at DIY
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2006-08-06 16:09:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its just silly i tried it before only with a wrench it hurt for days i highly dont recommend it stick to the hand
2006-08-06 17:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by jonny d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude thats freakin funny as hell lol u mean eachtime u miss it feels good lol
2006-08-06 15:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by rockhead631 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude it doesnt make any sense
get a new joke
2006-08-06 15:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by briannnna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knife on ur left hand and a hammer on ur right...lmaoff!!
2006-08-06 15:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up your day job, and your joke stinks.
2006-08-06 18:37:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's trying to 'beat off' or beat it off,, either one
2006-08-06 16:32:38 · answer #10 · answered by fidelis2007 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋