As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under
the seat. Later I called the company and was relieved that
the driver had found my bag. When I went to pick it up,
several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me. One man handed
me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing
the contents of my purse. "We're required to inventory lost
wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find
everything there."
As I started to put my belongings back into the pocketbook,
the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even
though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into
your purse. And we'd like to see just how you do it."
Woman?Does this sound like your purse?
Men? Do you know a woman with a purse like this?
I gave my mom a little kitchen sink keychain once so when people would look at her giant purse and say..you've got everything but the kitchen sink in their....she could correct them an pull that out too!
2006-08-06 08:39:22 · 8 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea my wife! she's a pack rat! everything from a-z in the USA or azusa, we go to the store and use our ATM card, she can't find her card or she can't find the stupid store card, we go to Costco and she can't find the Costco card, and it is always, have you been in my purse? i know i had it here before, then i get the look!!! ha ha ha. omg!!! deja vu!
2006-08-06 14:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Lol ! I always say, a place for everything , and everything in it's place. The problem with men are their hands are too big to arrange the items in the purse and then get them back out.
2006-08-06 21:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister used to be teased about having eveything, all the comforts of home, in her diaper bag. I found a miniture sink, smaller than a Barbie doll's, and gave it to her to put in there for the next t me someone said she had eveything but the kitchen sink in it. Some one wanted some pepper once, she had some!!
But, in the line of work
I'm in, I have to admit, I'm almost as bad.
2006-08-06 15:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by ditzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I really have pared down what I haul alot. But then, when I am out and about, I sure wish I had all those extra doo-dads I kept in my purse BEFORE the great purge!
2006-08-06 15:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*snickers* lol its happened, i feel sorry for the purses that i just crammed things in (r.i.p purses rest in pieces hehe) lol so now its organized :D â¥
2006-08-06 15:45:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea kinda it sounds....but in my case it's worse...ya know why?cuz i dont wear a purse on winter and I carry everything in my pokets....lol
2006-08-06 15:49:28 · answer #6 · answered by Eva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry.I read that wrong.You said "purse".I thought you said...
2006-08-06 16:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... its not a purse.. its a dimensional pocket
2006-08-06 15:52:05 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋