SmileyCat jokin about "Three Cowboys sittin' my the campfire?

Question

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,
each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales
begins.

The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just
the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I
wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was walking down
the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock
and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its
head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his p~e~n~i~s.

Thumb up or thumb down?
Comments a plus!
SmileyCat : )

Answer 1

now that's funny!

Answer 2

Thumbs down , the 4th cowboy was the cook you forgot . He didn't speak up and show them the scar on his chest and the scars on his mouth. The chest scar was from a hooker in Abilene who broke his heart , and the scars on his mouth were from proving he was a man because he could drink the hot coffee right from the pot ! Yeh Hah !

Answer 3

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "poker face"

Answer 4

ok you made me laugh