2006-08-06 07:37:33 · 17 answers · asked by Matthew H 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm waiting for the return of Walt Disney myself...he provided much more joy, knowledge and entertainment to the world than all the Gods combined. Go to Disney World and be "saved".
BTW simply replace the word "God" or "Jesus" with "Donald Duck" in the answers from the God Squad on Y!A and you will be entertained beyond belief...literally.
2006-08-06 07:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Perry L 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God has never left you .He is here ,hearing all and seeing all .
If you are bored try reading the Bible ,the
new living Translation is great for explaining what you want to know .
Have a blessed day .
2006-08-06 14:49:59 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine814 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. (2 Peter 3:3-4)
Scoffers are fulfilling these verses as we speak.
2006-08-06 14:47:30 · answer #3 · answered by parepidemos_00 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is here in our midst to save your soul. so one day you Can go to be with God. we are not waiting for God , God is waiting for you. If you are board its because you have not got to Know Jesus as your Lord and Savior, then it is a exciting time.
2006-08-06 14:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by kritikos43 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is here. I don't think God took a holiday. Most likely needs one. But still here.
2006-08-06 14:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by Desert Queen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-08-06 14:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by William R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're looking for entertainment, try a game or book. If you're looking to realize you're really in deep trouble well thats what will happen and Jesus returns... fiy, it will be too late.
2006-08-06 14:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by Archer Christifori 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is already here. He's just waiting for you to notice. Try listening....
2006-08-06 14:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by locolady98 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God was written by Disney
2006-08-06 15:04:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's Jesus that you are waiting for. God didn't leave.
2006-08-06 14:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋