why would the polo mint not fight the Locket?
because Lockets are menthol!!
Spare me please.................
2006-08-06 07:04:23 · 25 answers · asked by John M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok how about this, guy walks into a bar with a giraffe orders 6 pints and 6 double whiskeys, he downs 3 pints and 3 doubles the giraffe does the same. Next round same thing happens, guy turns round to leave wobbiling everywhere the girraffe turns to follow and falls over, the barman shouts "oy you cant leave that lying there" the guy says "its not a lion its a giraffe"....... give me and more grief and they will get worse
2006-08-06 07:16:03 · update #1
ok the 1st joke is something i would have laffed @ when i was 5, but now it is a little bit boring! altho the 2nd joke is quite funny even if i did have to explain it to my little sister! lol
2006-08-06 07:29:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Possibly
2006-08-06 07:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God grant me courage to change the things I can,
The serenity to know the things, I can not change,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off...
LOL
2006-08-06 07:09:46 · answer #3 · answered by Richo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. yeah it was funny like when i was 10. sorry dude. 12 years over due
2006-08-06 07:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by reeferboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was quite funny so I guess it can't be the worst.
2006-08-06 21:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope... The worst is this:
Knock Knock
Who's There?
...
I AM!
2006-08-06 07:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by samfilce 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is mad: What did the teacher say when he ran out of biscuits? "Oh dear, I ran out of biscuits!" Crazy!
2006-08-06 08:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe not the worst, but not too far off!
2006-08-06 07:08:01 · answer #8 · answered by the_ridiculous_fish1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not quite ! This might be the worst.......Why have elephants got big ears? Cos Noddy wont pay the ransom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-06 07:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by pebs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ????
2006-08-06 07:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by loosenupmybuttons 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋