I already asked this question but I kind of changed the topic to something else and didn't got the answers I wanted.
Like yesterday, the scripture reader was like some friend from college, neighbor or cousin from the other family when is suppose to be a priest, lawyer etc.
And when finally the guy said "You are now husband and wife, and they kissed". The groom suddenly grabbed his cell phone and went outside with a "gansta" attitude.
And after that, the Bride and the Groom were like hiding in the corner for hours, and people were wondering where they were.
I was all the time thinking WTF?, OMG, OMG. OK.
It was the most disorganized and craziest weeding I have ever been.
I still wish the best for her. They look happy and I am glad. I have a crazy family.
2006-08-06 05:56:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
my husband and i were married on Friday the thirteenth. we did this on purpose but if i had known......
we had a outdoor wedding by a lake. none of my family attended, my soon to be mother in law and maid of honor were stung by bees, none of the pictures turned out right, i fudged up on the wedding vowels, and the band dressed like they were going to a truck pull. My husband caught the flu on our wedding night and ran a fever all night long. so the next night to make it up to me he took me to a party some friends had for us. the party was fun but when we went to leave we backed over a wasp nest and my husband who is very allergic to bees and wasp was stung many times. so a friend rushed us to the hospital where my husband stayed for three hours. and the whole time i thought i was gonna be a widow before i could be a wife. needless to say we went home and hid out for a couple of weeks. oh yeah, the hospital bill was over $600. we have been married almost 10 yrs and have 3 wonderful kids but if i had to go back and do it all over again i think i would have waited just one more day to get married.
2006-08-06 07:32:44 · answer #1 · answered by melinda w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two words: tux problems. Of course, one is the famous short jacket. The second, well.. a little different. We're in the parlor (which was claimed for the girls to get ready) waiting for more of the wedding party to show up. The brides 2 brothers wander in and start complaining about tuxes and of course all you do ignore and laugh occasionaly 'cause every guy is gonna complain about tuxes. Then the one says 'mine's gross, it smells like poop!' It was hilarious. And of course, the comments that follow it are insane & hilarious as well.
2006-08-06 12:08:15 · answer #2 · answered by volleyball0815 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't rather humorous on the time, and our celebrant was once this type of reliable approximately it, nevertheless it variety of makes me laugh now. We'd selected a countrywide park with an observatory deck overlooking a waterfall and a beautiful inexperienced valley for our rite web page. What we hadn't expected was once the horseflies! We'd even visited the web page a couple of occasions within the weeks main as much as the rite, and there have been no signal of them. But the day of the rite the celebrant and I had been each getting eaten alive by means of horseflies. I had the bites on my arms for weeks afterwards. The deficient celebrant was once included in them, however she stored soldiering on, and I was once so thankful for her professionalism. Strangely sufficient even though, she did not hang out lengthy afterwards!
2016-08-28 11:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At the Bachelor's Party before the wedding, the boys all competed in who drinks the fastest bottles of beer in 30 minutes.
The first price was announced after the competition - 100 Dollars.
And the fellow who won it jumped with joy.
The runner-up was crest fallen.
"Don't be so sad" consoled a friend "Your prize is the privelege to sleep with the bride"
2006-08-06 06:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by bagsprosh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well mine had so many warning signs I ignored and in retrospect I thought all the omens were there.
First just before we got married he got in trouble with the law. Then I started to think he had an addiction to porn. he didn't have a pot to pee in so I had to pay for everything.
The morning of the wedding was chaos. I had to set up everything. Later he went ahead to greet guest. My daughter and i drove to the place we were getting married. We were two driveways away from the site.
I realized I had left my bouquet on the table at home. We raced home, when we got there I couldn't get to my house. Another house was on fire. Trucks and people all over. My daughter had to run through neighbors back yards, in heels, to get my bouquet.
The marriage barley lasted six years and we split up & times in between.
It was like a "Final Destination Wedding version" all the signs were there.
2006-08-06 06:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Balou 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My husband I got married at the courthouse and a little while before the ceremony we both decided to chew gum. We were both a little nervous and we wanted to be sure and have fresh breath for our first kiss as husband and wife. Both of us forgot to get rid of our gum and didn't realize it until we kissed. We have it on videotape of both of us chewing gum while we were saying our vows.
2006-08-06 16:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out www.etiquettehell.com
It's full of crazy wedding stories and disasters.
Another ghastly site is www.uglydress.com
Hours of enjoyment for all!
2006-08-06 06:10:31 · answer #7 · answered by treday25 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband actually said "I DEWED instead of I thee wed".
We still laugh about it!
2006-08-06 07:00:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i dont have one but thats a great story thank you.
2006-08-06 06:00:36 · answer #9 · answered by Male Sicilian Trauma Nurse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋