2006-08-06 05:49:27 · 27 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's a lame play on words...lame, lame, lame. Very uncreative.
At least be creative in your insults.
Ahteists are the best at that. Course they have lots more material.
2006-08-06 06:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You should have stopped with the asbestos. You are assuming you are right and everyone else is wrong. Study some other religious texts. Many are very similar. The old testament (no capitals) stories are merely retellings from older texts. The flood was told of at least 6 times. If Moses exsisted he used older stories to tie the people together. Just as the Romans used christian (see above) saints to replace the gods and christian days to replace the Roman holidays. Just as the medievil kings rewrote the new testament to keep the people in tow. Just as the slave owners used the bible to support slavery ( RE: "Huck Finn").
2006-08-06 13:00:21 · answer #2 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO. In God's garden, even the most sickly blossoms have a chance to become roses. Just because the atheist does not believe in God, does not mean God does not believe in the atheist.
2006-08-06 12:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably the atheist would feel like one by the time he/she enters God's garden, realizes where they are standing and finds that they're wrong after all this time.
2006-08-06 12:54:49 · answer #4 · answered by Jadey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no god, so how can he have a garden? lol Its the people that believe in something that isnt real that are idiots!
2006-08-06 12:53:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you expecting a black and white answer to this very multi-coloured question?
The value of asking a question like this is not so much in receiving an answer, but pondering what the question might mean.
Thanks for asking.
2006-08-06 20:11:52 · answer #6 · answered by The_Benster! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they would be the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil - which Theists forbid to their flock. Can't have people thinking for themselves and developing a sense of curiosity, can we now?
2006-08-06 13:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love questions like this, and I will have to ask my co-workers this one. So many times, people get sooooo serious, and just don't know how to answer a question.When a question makes you think, so many people get mad because thinking makes their brains hurt.
2006-08-06 13:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. A lost sheep with the possibility of being found. Peace.
2006-08-06 12:53:17 · answer #9 · answered by wildrover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are seriously a dumbass! atheist do not believe in God or heaven and hell so how would we be in there. oh and by the way doesnt god teach everyone to respect peoples differences
2006-08-06 12:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by squirrellchica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋