Asbestos won't burn! Funny huh?
2006-08-06 05:43:07 · 30 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
2006-08-06 06:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Asbestos causes Cancer, little very tiny less than the size of a pin head get into your lungs causes Cancer then you die a very horrible Death.
Atheist do Not believe in God, an atheist will go to Hell and this is horrible! Salvation is free doesn't cost one cent! Freedom is Wonderful, Peace in your Heart forever-Why would anyone choose Hell over Bliss?
Funny? I don't think so, you must be a very Miserable Person.
2006-08-06 12:56:28 · answer #2 · answered by lilAudrey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Atheist does not inflict harm on others. Asbestos causes cancer.
Asbestos gets stuck in your nose. Atheists can pick their nose.
Asbestos can't die when a religios fanatic straps a bomb around their waist and detonates it near a group of school children.
Asbestos cant make a baby giggle.
Atheists weren't invented. They evolved.
2006-08-06 12:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists aren't brake pads. About a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10.
2006-08-06 12:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is funny. However, a true Christian would not find such a serious matter funny. They would try to prevent the burning by converting all the atheists.
2006-08-06 12:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atheist can think and change his situation. Asbestos has to accept its situation
2006-08-06 12:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by tigranvp2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I'm amazed at the amount of people who want to send so many people to Hell. I love the Creator and it makes me sad that an atheist can't experience the cool stuff that I do by walking with him, and NEVER do I want to see an atheist suffer. Maybe they have suffered enough already....think about it.
2006-08-06 12:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by Denise W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weren't you the one who wondered why people don't like your aggressive and prejudicial atheist jokes?
Or are you trying to reinstate the old practice of burning witches in public? I mean, is this a stupid ignorant joke, or a threat?
2006-08-06 13:05:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a fundamentalist and my cat?
My cat doesn't defacate where it sleeps.
Funny huh?
2006-08-06 12:47:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a southern baptist father and a catholic priest? Nothing. they both like to mollest children. see how dumb your games are? find something meaningful to discuss.
2006-08-06 13:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by prancingmonkey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋