Don't Christians have a sense of humor?

Question

I talk about jesus not being gay, and no one laughs. Given the fact that he is gay, I find it funny.

Methuselah
You are a joke.

Turn the other cheek. Jesus turned his into the air, and sqealed.

billcompugeek
You shall enjoy being f***ed in the a** on sunday.

Answer 1

VA The Lord's name IN

lol The Lord's name in vain!

Answer 2

Ohh you are going to get some nasty answers, not only do Christians have NO sense of humor (and I don't just mean they don't laugh when you make jokes about religion they just don't laugh at all!) but they are really mean and evil if you say God or Jesus or anything else except to quote the bible while telling everyone else how wrong and evil they are. Run for your life mate!

Answer 3

You're just not very funny. There are plenty of good religious jokes that even some Christians will laugh about. The most vulgar ones tend to tick off Christians though.

For example, the joke about Jesus, God and Moses going golfing.

Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.

Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.

The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out over the water, onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passes over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.

Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

Answer 4

We have a sense of humor but not about sacred things. Our priest tells some very funny stories as part of his sermon almost every Sunday. The stories are about human foibles and the wisdom of children. They are not sacrilegious.

Answer 5

This is what you did to yourself when you speak vile things agains Jesus, or God, or the Holy Ghost, and trust me, it's nothing to laugh about. It very serious.

Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Answer 6

Yes, matter of fact we do but when you try and joke about something as serious as that; Its stupid to think that people will actually laugh at a joke like that. How do you even know that he is gay?! Hmmmmm

Answer 7

Yes, Christians have a sense of humor, thay laugh at people like you.

Answer 8

I suggest you go face to face with a Muslim and try to defame Allah or their Prophet Mohammad.

You should be pleased that Christians are instructed to turn the other cheek. Muslims are instructed otherwise.

So, if you are brave enough, try it. You never know. They ~might~ laugh.

hahahahahahahaha

Answer 9

Yes, I think christians have an excellent sense of humor.

Answer 10

that's a stupid generalization to make. Not all Christians don't find thingslike that funny. But the ones who don't might be offended. Be careful what you say.

Answer 11

I suppose it's possible for a Christian to have a sense of humor, it's just very rare!