2006-08-06 05:17:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
um. how about jesus turns water into some tastey wine and we all just get drunk instead. why with all the violence!?!
2006-08-06 05:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by lighting goddess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, that's a dilemna. Jesus would be opposed to violence adn so would not put up a fight. But on the other hand, Darwin, himself a devout Christian not wanting to show up his personal savior, would try to throw the match. I think the result would be a boring, lackluster thumb wrestling match, that would go on for hours and end in a draw.
2006-08-06 12:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by stork5100 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus could make his thumb bigger than Darwin's and win that way.
2006-08-06 12:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. Darwin's thumb has not yet evolved.
2006-08-06 12:22:22 · answer #4 · answered by atwil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin did not belive in Jesus so he would not show up so Jesus would win by de fault
2006-08-06 12:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by Briana's mum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was a carpenter, and worked with his hands all day. Darwin was a scientist, and worked a lot less with his hands. So I'd say Jesus.
2006-08-06 12:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by terraform_mars 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin believed in Jesus.
Jesus is his Lord and God.
2006-08-06 12:21:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin, Jesus loses by way of forfeit due to not existing.
2006-08-06 12:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus was here in the beginning , sorry darwin , you lose
2006-08-06 12:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin's thumb has been changed by natural selection to make it far superior to any other thumb.
2006-08-06 12:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Darwin, evolution and thumbs!
2006-08-06 12:22:17 · answer #11 · answered by suppy_sup 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋