2006-08-06 04:56:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I stand corrected. He created a "midgit", not a "midget"! My bad!
All hali the FSM, peace be upon you, and sauce too.
Ramen.
2006-08-06 05:52:15 · update #1
No you idiot! It's spelled "midgit!" Otherwise, yes, the Great and Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster did this.
2006-08-06 05:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Matthew 12:36-37
2006-08-06 05:04:48 · answer #2 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget about the Beer Volcano. It's an important part of the creation story. How else can one explain the crazy stuff on earth without alcohol abuse factored in.
2006-08-06 05:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by insideoutsock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never created a midget but I did create the mountains and trees, then i farted which became what you humans call "air"
2006-08-06 05:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen a billion questions here at YA, many of them similiar in nature.
I have never heard a question specifically asking about all three of those things together.
This is the most unique question I have ever seen..
I have no idea what you're asking.
2006-08-06 05:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flying spaghetti monster!
2006-08-06 04:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by automaticmax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The FSM, may all be touched by his noodley appendage.
2006-08-06 05:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the beginning He created night and day, land, water, and animals. thats mean what you said!
2006-08-06 05:02:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And unbeknownst to us, a stripper factory and beer volcano.
2006-08-06 05:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep trying to answer your question but I keep coming up short.
2006-08-06 05:01:39 · answer #10 · answered by Albannach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋