2006-08-06 03:45:38 · 29 answers · asked by SNAP! 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think they would fuse togther and become one. Then have a fight like in fight club.
2006-08-06 03:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Corey 4 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Buddha is so big, that he could just grab Jesus and fall on him. But Jesus seemed very thin, so he would be fast, and may out run Buddha. Then again, what exactly could Jesus do to him? He would not feel the punches. In the long run, Buddha would win.
2006-08-06 03:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not a fair fight, Buddha means the enlightened one. He was not a god nor perceived to be one. He was a man who climbed a mountain and was sought after for his wisdom and renamed Buddha the enlightened one.
While Jesus on the other hand was God in the flesh.
2006-08-06 03:57:32 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Both might not fight.
The one who started could be the one who could turn water to wine and claimed he was drunk.
Jesus was carpenter turn preacher claiming he was king and messiah would cause more trouble as his followers are knocking on doors of others spreading this idiotic message.
Buddha was the crown prince enunciated to be a monk and can't be bothered about the throne...
2006-08-06 04:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by Ah Seow- The Mad Chimp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im gonna could desire to bypass with Jesus in this one, for the easy reason jesus has the potential of reincarnation. so no remember how many cases superman shoots him together with his laser beams, jesus will continually upward thrust up returned. So its particularly in basic terms a remember of time till jesus can discover some kryptonite, as quickly as superman is ineffective he aint getting returned up returned
2016-11-04 00:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddha-hes a rock, rocks hurt. But im all for jesus.
2006-08-06 03:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus.
2006-08-06 03:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be the longest, most boring fight in history. Both believed in Pacifism, so it would be two guys sitting around talking to each other.
2006-08-06 03:53:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Buddha has sumo moves, and Jesus can walk on water, but apparently he can't fly throught the air until after he dies. But since they are both dirty liberal peaceniks I think they would limp wrist fight until they we both exhausted from flailing their arms at each other.
2006-08-06 03:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Neither would ever fight, but I bet they would come up with a great new World Religion.
2006-08-06 03:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by Hi y´all ! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would either of them fight in the first place?
2006-08-06 04:19:16 · answer #11 · answered by effpancakesitswafflestime 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋