The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels
1. Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)
2. Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
3. Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
4. The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
5. Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
6. Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
7. Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything!
2006-08-06 05:34:16
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answered by John W 3
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Its the long stringy bits of the banana that can get you high. You need quite a lot of bananas but you just feel it from inside of the banana skin and sometimes attached to actual banana. Its best to leave them to dry out naturally and then smoke it the same as a joint. Its only a mild buzz you get but im told its quite good.
2006-08-06 03:34:46
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answered by Gar 7
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Banana skins do contains small traces of an halucinogenic but you need something like 15 pounds of bananas and smoke a great deal of the skin to feel even the slightest effect.
It's not worth it.
2006-08-06 03:28:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Banana skins do contain some type of compound that can cause mild dizziness. But so do a lot of things.
Look, if you inhale a lot of air alone, you will get light-headed! I think this idea was created by stoned hippies in the 60s. They were already stoned when they tried it.
2006-08-06 06:03:40
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answered by kako 6
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I don't know but you can definitley get high by smoking weed. I'm doing it right now. For a cheap high that won't show up on a drug test try smoking ginger. You might have some in your mom's spice rack. It gets you buzzed if you smoke it or drink a lot of it in water. You can also cook it up like when people cook crack cocaine. It will become a rock and you can tell your friends it is hashish. They will never know!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-06 03:33:23
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answered by Anonymous
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get the banana skin, scrape the stuff off the inside of the skin. i think u have to boil in a small amount of water, it all should evaprorate then i think u might have to bake it i cant remember, but if its worked it will all go hard and black, but i remember it doesnt get you high, but it tastes fcukin quality. i ate it, the boys smoked it and no-one got high. get some green mate,
2006-08-06 03:28:28
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answered by thespecialone 2
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Dry the skins and crumble them into a mix of cherry tobacco and your normal brand then go and find a REALLY tall building, with each puff you take, press another floor up in the lift... Simple as...
2006-08-06 03:31:23
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answered by CC...x 5
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would u WANT to smoke banana skins?and i doubt it.
2006-08-06 03:46:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Leave the bananas alone.
2006-08-06 03:28:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Climb up the banana tree.
2006-08-06 03:27:12
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answered by poppy vox 4
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