Where is the best/worst place you have ever been sick?

Question

I once puked my guts in the doorway of the Inland Revenue; beat that!

Answer 1

At a party and could'nt reach the bathroom so i threw up in my mates new boots!!
She still does'nt know it was me, we blamed 3 possible others who were known for not being able to handle their beer. Worst bit tho, the other 3 stopped getting invited to parties coz no of them would own up!

Answer 2

The only place that I have ever gotten sick is at home. I don't get sick to the point of puking a lot so my places are all at home. The most recent one was this past Thursday in the bathroom toilet. I had tried eating too fast (it was the day after having my wisdom teeth taken out). The time before that it had been 10 years since I puked (I had the stomach virus then).

Answer 3

I landed in Zurich, Switerland for a 12-hour layover before the next leg of my flight. (First mistake).

As the day wore on, I got sicker and sicker and sicker, partly from being so hot (who knew that Zurich could get to be 90 in July), so jet-lagged (it was a 12-hour flight to start with), starving half to death (went to Bob's American Pizza and ordered a small American-style pizza -- it came out covered with leeks and squid, plus the two ounces of hot Coca-Cola for 6 Kronen), and of course, two months pregnant.

At 7.00 p.m. my husband, 15 month old daughter and I made our way back to the airport to wait out the last five hours of our layover in relative cool and comfort.

As I approached the double doors between the subway and the airport, I knew that sickness was upon me. I told my husband, "I'm gonna puke." He said, No, you're not, just positive think your way through it. Now he was trying to be helpful and had been telling me this all day, and for the most part I could. I would think: Flowers, trees, grass, mountains, Bambi, that sort of thing, and my quesiness would subside, but at this particular moment, I felt like a volcano.

I stepped into the double doors and rounded the corner in that long corridor with 10,000 people coming and going, and BLAAAATTTTTT! All over the floor. My husband looks at me and says, "RUN!" And I start running towards the bathroom about 20 feet away, spewing the entire time. By the time I reached the toilet, I was done, and there was a trail from that first spot all the way to me.

For whatever reason, God smiled on me and chose to spare me the humiliation of having to walk out and face a bunch of people. When my husband, baby and I left the bathroom, the hallway was clear and we were able to walk away as if nothing had happened at all.

We took a photo in a photo booth as a reminder of why we would never return to Zurich.

Answer 4

The worst place for me was on the last night of a holiday in Gran Canaria, where I got food poisoning from a chinese meal. I was in the apartment but I was up all night heaving like never before (or since). For me it was my worst because I was so so worried that I would be ill during the journey home... luckily I felt much better before we left.

Answer 5

Best place, right down my horrid sister-in-laws brand new expensive silk dress, not on purpose though it was just deserts to do to such a horrid person as her, the worst place on a dance floor on holiday, had a terrible migraine all day felt a bit better, went for a boogie and got sick on the dance floor, so embarrassing.

Answer 6

I was on a date last year with a girl I'd met on the bus anyway i got very drunk and fell a sleep on her shoulder before i new i i was sick all down her dress down her legs in her shoes and worst of all I'd just had a pizza lol for some reason she never got on the bus on Monday morning ??

Answer 7

When i was little in London, I felt travel sick and asked for the car to stop. It pulled up outside a hotel. A uniformed commissionaire opened the door, thinking we were guests. I leaned out and was sick over his shoes. I remember thinking how shiny they were.

Answer 8

blimey theres so many for me to choose.well the most cheekiest is when i was seeing a guy called chris.we went out drinking all day long.hot back to his and we both fell asleep.i woke up fully dressed and felt ill.so iwent tto be sick.i was sick in his bath but fell asleep with my head on the side of the bath.i woke up and cheek was bruised and the bath had a layer of my sick.got up and went back to bed.he woke up and i heard him say someones been sick in the bath.so i lied and said it was him.he said hes never been sick from alcohol before and then he cleaned the bath.haha

Answer 9

I once puked all over a brick wall. It took hours to clean in between all the bricks. Yuk

Answer 10

I don't remember this, but my mom claims I could "barf on demand" as a child...every time she told me to do something I didn't want to do. She told me that I threw up on top of the stairs (downward, on each and every one of them), on the table of her favorite fancy resturant, on the train for the real trip after I did fine on her little "practice trip." and many other choice places.

When I was dating my husband, I graced the insides of my stomach all over the K-Mart parking lot.