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2006-08-06 01:59:37 · 6 answers · asked by sticky 7 in Health Other - Health

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DIVORCE. Splitting up with your wife, loosing daily contact with your children, loosing your house and business.

2006-08-07 11:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by riverphish 1 · 2 0

Listen Babe, you want pain? Go get yourself an operation for 'piles'.
Piles is an affliction of the bum.
After the operation to remove the growth of these' grapes' up you backside, it's hard to walk, talk or chalk
That's the easy part. At some time or another you have to go for a POO.
Please God no.
That's when it gets 'Gory, and painful'
I hope it never happens to you, but if it does remember,

I told you so.

2006-08-06 02:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by BazTheFraz 3 · 0 0

I fell on my face from a bike wreck. My face was gashed pretty good. It messed up my nose, my upper lip. and scraped my arm. I had about 7 total bike wrecks, all pretty nasty. Can't really remember them, I got knocked out in one, though.

Or getting dared to walk on a bar when it was still wet from rain. I freakin hit my groin!

How much more pain can a guy like me take? lol

2006-08-06 02:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by jaxonjo333 1 · 0 0

Real easy...food poisoning for 3 days...never had cramps so bad in my life. Going from both ends non-stop for 3 days. Pain was so bad I wanted to die.

2006-08-06 03:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by kartouche 4 · 0 1

Dentist put icy cold fluid on tooth suffering from thermal hypersensitivity. BRRGGHHLLLAAAACKKZZZZ.

2006-08-06 02:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by Queen 3 · 0 0

hah sick, but, definetly stitches while not frozen down below was fun:)

2006-08-06 02:04:16 · answer #6 · answered by i_like_to_flip_yay 3 · 0 0

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