found a funnel and empty milk carton and it looks like he was over-dampened with milk. I tried to remove his body but it hardened and is really stuck to the bowl. Who should I call? What other clues or suggestions do you have?
2006-08-06 00:08:45 · 12 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Call the police. It sounds like a cereal killer.
2006-08-06 00:15:10 · answer #1 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who should you call? Scum busters! Since you really aren't concerned about how Crackle died, just that he is stuck the the bowl you need the strength of a strong detergent. Soak the bowl in scalding hot water for five minutes exactly - not a minute more or less - EXACTLY five minutes. Then squirt into the bowl 5 (five) squirts of DAWN liquid dish detergent. Using the DAWN battery run, rotating scrub brush work Crackle off the side of the bowl. Then transfer the bowl to the dishwasher and run it full force on the Pot Scrubber cycle. If that doesn't work take a chisel and pry Crackle off and if that doesn't work use a clear sealer and turn the bowl with Crackle stuck to it into a shrine, offer it on E Bay and get rich!
Good Luck! I hope you can handle the magnitude of this assignment.
2006-08-06 08:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by dddanse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call the C.I.A the cereal investigations a team .. they check out dead and dried up deaths like tony the tiger. he got frosted and they proved it... and toucan SAM went fruit loops, hes now in the luney toons jail.. lucky for them theres a little green guy down there handing out lucky charms.. later there going have a magic show with a silly rabbit that does tricks.
2006-08-06 07:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by punkinhead0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snap, snapped his neck and pop saw the whole thing but will not say anything because he thinks he will be an accessory to the crime.
2006-08-06 07:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is a real cereal killer case. Threaten them and tell them that the pillsbury dough guy will seat on them. Hoo Hoo!
2006-08-06 07:42:21 · answer #5 · answered by loveisintheair 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do snap and pop need a good lawyer.
2006-08-06 08:48:29 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use the force or beat it out of them but you best ask the rabbit of the Cinnamon stick
2006-08-06 07:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by deitymike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bowl is a lost cause. Throw it out. use it for his coffin and bury it...
2006-08-06 08:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by howlettlogan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a forensic scientist because they are good liars.
2006-08-06 07:12:29 · answer #9 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the Keebler elves... they're really CIA!
2006-08-06 07:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by Fat Guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋