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I havent had a shag for a few months. Plus i could really really do with winning the lottery. Either/or thanks!

2006-08-05 00:43:29 · 13 answers · asked by Jotun 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Prayer is meant to work wonders. perhaps it will turn me to the light side? Go on! I prefer brunettes with nice jugs. Thank you in advance!

2006-08-05 03:28:48 · update #1

Didn`t win the lotto. If i dont get a minx i will have to assume that your religion is impotent!

2006-08-06 02:28:25 · update #2

Please lord. May Bugaboo get some snickers and some Stella.

2006-08-09 08:29:42 · update #3

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im praying my son.... may the lord look upon u !! LMFAO

2006-08-05 00:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Fiji_bound2007 2 · 0 0

I'm praying, long as you pray for me too. I want a snickers and a four pack of Stella by tonight.

2006-08-08 23:24:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I won't pray for you as "Christianity is the religion where you have a choice i.e "Go along with it" or "Don't bother much at all"
I take the latter choice but fully intend to reassess my choice once in awhile just in case !!!

2006-08-05 01:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by tagaro 1 · 0 0

I will pray for you but not for you to win the lottery. Store your goods up in heaven not here on earth.

2006-08-05 00:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by Native 3 · 0 0

No, I won't pray for you for those reasons. Get your perverted soul in order and God will take care of all of your needs, but not all your wants.

2006-08-05 00:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Calill C 6 · 0 0

You may live to regret those words some day, lets hope so

2006-08-05 03:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by Iwanna know 1 · 0 0

shag your lottery ticket

2006-08-05 00:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We will pray. Whatever we ask in the name of Jesus will be 'answered'

2006-08-05 00:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

After a few months, you nust be "Iain the 'orny" lol.

2006-08-08 01:36:27 · answer #9 · answered by Mungo 3 · 0 0

WRONG FAITH ! Pagan gods tend to be more realistic about sex and bounty...

2006-08-05 19:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by ......... ........... 1 · 0 0

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