the size of a golf ball... it is so big i cannot even masturbate without it bleeding :(
2006-08-04 19:15:39 · 16 answers · asked by john r 1 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
btw i only have it when erect
2006-08-04 19:21:20 · update #1
i stabbed it with a needle now it wont stop bleeding
2006-08-04 19:50:43 · update #2
lol my keyboard is covered in penis blood!!!!!!!!
2006-08-04 19:55:03 · update #3
cut your penis off, and run it through the garbage disposal. this should do away with the golf ball sized lump. right after you do this, seek medical attention because you might have excessive bleeding from the small hole
2006-08-12 14:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you the Marquis De Sade?? Talk about a glutton for punishment. Not only do you have this giant thing on your Johnson, but your gonna poke it with a needle???? Go to the Doctor before you get Ganges green and it falls off!!
2006-08-05 15:30:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The size of a golf ball is pretty large. If it came up very suddenly its likely nothing life threatening though it may very well be uncomfortable and annoying in your autoerotic life. However, since it is bleeding, you should probably see your doctor.
2006-08-04 19:20:51 · answer #3 · answered by gahrahstah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
you need to go to the doctor, they can give you an accurate answer and also will stop your stress levels. remember stress can aggrivate symptoms for a disease you do not have.
take care
2006-08-09 07:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by kida_w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, it's been five days since you poked your pecker. Give us an update. BTW, I'd say it's a blood blister from all your self-lovin'.
2006-08-09 14:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by Greg V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
creo que necesita ir a la doctor rapidamente. tuve una problema mismo dos anos ayer y si no fuera a la doctor, no ha sido aqui ahorito porque no tiene una pepe. FUERA, AHORITO LOCO HOMBRE~!
2006-08-05 16:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor. Now.
2006-08-04 19:19:16 · answer #7 · answered by Jane S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor. Right away
2006-08-04 19:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stap it with a needle and let out all the blood
2006-08-04 19:33:51 · answer #9 · answered by robert 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no fricking idea what the **** that is .. masturbate ?**** masturbating , why don't you jump on yahoo answers and ask everyone about it ?
Seriously though wtf is the matter with you go to the HOSPITAL NOW !
2006-08-04 19:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by insertstrawhere 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋