My wife is sucking it really hard . . .?

Question

and nothing will come out. She keeps sucking it and sucking it and sucking it, and now I am sucking it, and it just won't give anything.

So what I want to know is exactly how do you get milk out of a cocunut?

Answer 1

Despite your gross entrance, you should know you don't get coconut milk that way. There is nothing inside a fresh coconut except water. Take the coconut meat, grind it up, add some boiling water and allow to steep, pressing a few times to extract the juice, for 1-2 hours. Squeeze out the juice, add a little sugar and reduce in a saucepan

Answer 2

Make TWO holes. Like how you open a can for air pressure to release as the solid matter exits at the other end. But hey, if you enjoy the way your wife sucks it, delete this before she reads it.

Answer 3

haha that was hilarious..gawssh ppl do you guys always have to take things soo seriously if your gonna be all like that than why answer the question saying "PERVE" or "THATS SOUNDS DIRTY" umm a derr..that was the point it was suppose to be funny lol..

Answer 4

Attach it to your hoover, or oreck. That oughta suck it out for you.

If not, get you a $3 hooker.

Answer 5

who sucks on a cocanut:
spoon it out it should have had liquid(milk) comming at of it when you cracked it

Answer 6

I thought that was funny. He isn't the most gross out here people so grow up yourselves.

Answer 7

sounds like you picked a dry nut

Answer 8

You need help! what is she sucking a bottle!

Answer 9

Now if we could just put our creative talent to better use!

Answer 10

Bang it alittle