2006-08-02 16:58:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
Sweetie you need to wipe your butt more often.
2006-08-02 17:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although this is surely a "joke" question I'll put in some real advice.
Seriously, go to Walmart and buy some Parent's Choice (or similar) babywipes and keep them in your bathroom. Use them to make yourself WAY fresher than just t.p. and it will cut down on the ammount of t.p. you use too. In fact my husband and I use less than half the t.p. we did before we started doing this! I know it sounds stupid but you should try it...
P.S. Green skidmarks are also one of the signs of gallblader trouble. My Mom had to have her's removed but before that she would have mild "accidents" and not even know it...Just thought you would like to know... :D
P.S.S One time they clearanced out the green Hershey's syrup that they made for the Hulk movie and we bought a whole crap load. My whole family freaked out because the dye was so strong when we would "defecate" (for lack of a more delicate term. LOL) it would turn the toilet water green and we all thought we were sick. ROTFL! I guess if you are eating stuff with strong green dye it's possible to have green skidmarks...
2006-08-02 17:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by Jade Orchid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real question is -- why do you have skid marks? Please invest in some flushable wipes if you can't handle the job with regular tp.
But getting back to the green --- have you been eating a lot of food and / or drink with red dye? My kid would have green poop as a toddler when he had red colored kool aid.
2006-08-02 17:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Wisdomwoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the food category now the "Why are the skid-marks in my underwear green?" category.
2006-08-03 20:37:25 · answer #4 · answered by KA-BOOM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually they are a brown color. This tends to change after a period of time. They tend to turn green by the fourth or fith day.
2006-08-02 22:39:25 · answer #5 · answered by paultemple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like youre a sharter with too much iron in your diet. You might want to hold your farts till you can get to a restroom and wipe after, or wipe your butt better when you poop.
2006-08-02 18:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop Eating green jell-o
2006-08-02 17:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much wasabi! Haha fooooo
2006-08-03 07:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by melbatoast 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mnd the color.
You need to wipe and then wash...thoroughly!
2006-08-06 12:48:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r eating too much wasabi wit ur sushi
2006-08-02 23:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by vivian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋