How do I change the color of my feces?

Question

It's brown now but I want it to change it's color to green because its my favorite color. To do it does that mean I have to eat crayons?

Answer 1

Go to a local paintshop and check out some samples of your favorite color. Ralph Lauren has some good blues. I wouldn't use his reds however, that would stink!!!

Answer 2

When I used to teach preschool for St. Patricks day we had the children all bring in green food, a lot of the items were colored green with food coloring. At potty time later that day and the next day, well, lets just say that should do the trick!

Answer 3

this question is very entertaining but i think it has something to do with the bacteria the feces has. drink some water or sumthin....why r u lookin at ur poop anyway. it's only there for a second and no one else will see it. stop trynna change the color lol

Answer 4

Heh. Try Body Mints. They are chlorophyll pills. That's the stuff that makes plants green, and it happens to make your body smell less strongly (armpits, feet, breath). But it also turns your "poo" green! I wouldn't stop showering, but a lot of people find they don't need a standard deodorant while they use it.

http://www.bodymint.com/

Answer 5

wats a feces ? does it work if u eat a tree witout d trunk ?

Answer 6

eat lots of spinach or star taking iron

Answer 7

eat green or blue snowballs

Answer 8

buy some green color powder...mix it in water..and drink it...it will workout...try it..

Answer 9

Food dye will work

Answer 10

eat only spinach and lime jello