It's due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now.
There's big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.
Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering
2006-07-29 09:49:22 · 16 answers · asked by noils 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
Mel - Bet you were turned down by many Jewish women in your life. I'll dignify your question with the following -
Most people like chinese food because it offers all of the food choices. Protein, vegetables, starch, fruit, dairy. In addition it is nourishing.
Unfortunately it really isn't chinese food. Just walk in to your local chinese restaurant while they are having lunch or dinner. They do not eat any fried food. This is what you'll find on their plate: a small fish which is either baked or pan seared or broiled, vegetables and a small portion of white rice.
By the way - your so-called jokes were not even grinable.
2006-08-01 12:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by Kasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the same reason that chinese women would like jewish food,,,, because it tastes good!
You sound like the typical son of a jewish mama!
Don't know what to do with her...wouldn't know how to live without her!
:-D
2006-07-29 17:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by abuela Nany 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
That's OK. I'll just sit in the dark and suffer.
2006-07-29 18:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Grandma is Jewish she dosen't like Chinese food
2006-07-29 16:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by krisice456 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some funny sh*t man! You already got the Jews down, now gimme some liners about the Germans and the Swedes, then you will be making fun of all of me!
2006-07-29 16:54:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the Jewish dr. who delivered you drop you on your head? What other stereo types do you know? How about black people eating watermelons? Any dumb blonde jokes? Know any Polish jokes? You are pathetic.
2006-07-29 16:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's because Jews and the Chinese share the common bond of cheapness.
2006-07-29 16:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by crazy_sherm 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jewish women who keep kosher in their homes can eat what they want out in the world, So, they can go eat Chinese and not worry! They need a little time off worrying! Don't stereotype ANYBODY! Please.
2006-07-31 08:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by soxrcat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amazingly I think you find that caucasian women, black women and Hispanic women all like Chinese food as well...
2006-07-29 16:55:54 · answer #9 · answered by exec_chef_greg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because if means they don't have to cook.....The idea of a great dinner to a jewish woman is "reservations."
2006-07-29 16:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by Rob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋