2006-07-28 09:04:11 · 11 answers · asked by alison k 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
If you go to swallow oysters, try not to think about what's in your mouth.
General rule for the ladies, if you love him swallow the shell fish, if you lust him, spit it out, if he's only using you for that 'one last time' before he dumps you; gob it in his face.
Beware the promiscuous - you can still catch diseases giving a french polish to an 'oyster'; thats why flavoured condoms were invented. Save the oyster delicacy for the one you truly love.
2006-07-28 09:29:51 · answer #1 · answered by jollyroger 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Spit. Why would you swallow if you can't eat them. But I would avoid eating them in general.
2006-07-28 16:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by maxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're having that much difficulty trying to eat oysters, why bother? You don't deserve them.
2006-07-29 01:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by crazy_sherm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try grilling them in the shell, that will get you used to swallowing
2006-07-29 05:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Dave S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend ate 8 oysters, accidentally chewed a couple, then threw them all back up. he still shudders when he hears the word "oysters"...
2006-07-28 16:07:45 · answer #5 · answered by Harriee_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how any one can eat them or cockles and mussels, it looks like eating a big gob of snot.
2006-07-28 17:33:19 · answer #6 · answered by angelcake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chew them with a cracker and cocktail sauce. make sure you start with small ones.
2006-07-28 16:13:18 · answer #7 · answered by boo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then don't eat them silly.
2006-07-28 16:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very good
2006-07-28 16:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i swallow
2006-07-28 16:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by debbie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋