Could I have contracted gonorrhea by eating Caribou droppings on a dare?

Answer 1

I dare you to do it again ...lol...

Answer 2

It depends, if it's a buck, then you're ok. If it's a doe or a fawn, you might have problems.

Buck droppings are easy to recognize because they have a more bitter taste (yeah, I got tricked on a frat prank back in 1998 when they told me it was dark chocolate...idiots). To make a long story short, I didn't get gonorrhea. Just mild gas and some slight nausea.

Now Doe droppings. The symptoms are down right nasty. I had to eat them once for a test in a job interview and they taste saltier. They even taste a bit like salted goose pate. But 4 hours later, man, I had runs so bad, my ears were even spewing out stuff.

Then, the next day, my pee was burning, and, well, yah, I was diagnosed with gonnorhea. It was traumatic because I got discriminated with as my employer fired me for being a sexual deviant, and, it was bad (lawsuits, etc.,...long story).

Now, if you ate the little "pebbly" fawn droppings, don't worry. Just a little skin irritation. Rub some avocado on your chest and in an hour or so, you'll feel pretty good.

Answer 3

Gonorrhea is a disease of people and contacted thru sexual intercourse. You cannot get it from Caribou droppings even if your girl friend first name is Caribou!!! Who would eat "****" on a dare!! The only thing you get is "BAD BREATH".

Answer 4

No, definitely not. To contract gonorrhea, you must come in contact with the bacteria that causes it. This bacteria is only in the urethra or vaginal canal of another person who has gonorrhea. The pus from the infection contains the bacteria, too.
Getting the pus on mucous membranes can cause you to contract the disease. You can also get oral or rectal gonorrhea.

Answer 5

I highly doubt it as gonorrhea is spread through sexual intercourse via the genitals. So I don't really see how Caribou droppings would contain the gonorrhea disease. :P

Answer 6

I think that this is (cmon people back me up here) the stupidest question EVER posted on Yahoo Ask Forum. You should be executed for eating Caribou droppings.

Answer 7

gonorrhea is the last thing you need to worry about.

Answer 8

perhaps some monkeys pulled a terrible trick on you and left your space suit contaminated when you weren't looking

I would check with the apes first they look suspicious

Answer 9

Deer me! NO, but you can get seasick from eating Chips Ahoy.

Answer 10

Nope!

Answer 11

Only if you humped the infected Caribou after wards! Thanks for the points.