which way do you cut the watermelon?

Question

my father insists that they must be cut long ways! I say B-llsh*t to that...i am cutting it the other way!

Which way do you cut it?

Answer 1

We've always smashed ours too! Warning: You have to do it outside!!

We just found that it's too hard to cut the darned thing cuz the knife was never long enough. And the children enjoy the whole smashing thing!

Answer 2

I start at end with the stamen and cut off the end piece about three in. then i cut off 2" slices and put it on a plate and dig in with a spoon. That way I can sit it up side down on a plate in the fridge.and keep fresh for up to week. But who could let a watermelon sit for a week?" Not I" said the little girl with blond hair.

Answer 3

I cut mine in rounds. But if I am eating a piece that has been cut in longs and then made into large pie shapes I take my spoon and make little tunnels through it. I am thinking that some people might inject it with absolut and maybe that will be my next melon mania.

Answer 4

Cut it in the middle not long ways that way it stays fresh longer

Answer 5

I don't eat watermelon.I will guess that you have heard of "The Laws of Coherence" I hope I am right otherwise you have no idea what I am talking about.If I am than you owe me another 10 for a previous question that I was not aware of until today.

Answer 6

Cut it in half, lengthwise, but then cut slices the other way. Easier to eat, handle.

The smaller melons you cut into long wedges.

Answer 7

try to cut it with a big knife, first take it to a position, then cut it from the middle, make 4 pieces....this is how we do it...!!

Answer 8

how big is the knife?

I always cut across the middle, seal half for tomorrow.

Then, I cut it his way, and slice and serve or, make watermellon balls...

Answer 9

wow! ur bored. OK you cut anyway u want . i just make melon balls with a melon baller thing.

Answer 10

long ways