I used to hang out with a lot of stoners in school, and I've heard some that are so dumb and they sound lethal.
2006-07-26 10:41:09 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
Top 10 Stupidest ways of getting rid of pot in your system (from braindead pothead friends):
1. Pee in the cup and hope that they're just bluffing.
2. spit in the cup.
3. masterbate just before peeing in the cup and hoping the "alive sperm" eat up all the pot residue as one final par-tay before drying up.
4. tell the doctor that you're allergic to peeing in cups
5. use the sink water.
6. stop drinking water so that the pee is air
7. pee in a cup, run home and microwave it (using the popcorn setting) so that the pot evaporates.
8. pee in the cup and tell the doctor you love to eat sesame seed buns all the time.
9. tape the cup so that the doctor cannot take the pee out of the cup.
10. borrow your cocaine snortin' (it's not pot, right?) friends pee and put it in a squirt gun and spray the squirt gun pee into the cup.
2006-07-26 11:54:41 · answer #1 · answered by Tones 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
drinking vinegar. taking a niacin pill which just makes you hot and itchy. drinking 5 gallons of water aday until the test. cranberry juice or those azo pills. drinking a bleach solution. man ive heard some stupid ones
2006-07-26 17:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drinking colorox
2006-07-26 19:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jo Jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drinking a cup a white vinegar.
2006-07-26 18:44:39 · answer #4 · answered by motleycfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that if you eat TONS of salt all that shows up in your urine test is the salt. This is from someone I know really well, though.
2006-07-26 17:45:19 · answer #5 · answered by K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that if you drank that sure jell stuff (the stuff you make jelly with) is suppose to get rid of it. Don't know if it actually works tho.
2006-07-26 17:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by swtbaby0 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother's method was to constantly drink Gatorade during the days leading up to it. It worked, though, so I guess it wasn't very stupid.
2006-07-26 17:44:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drinking someone else's urine is prolly the grossest I've ever heard.
2006-07-26 17:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U may try with heroin. After that pot will not be the problem, believe me...
2006-07-27 04:57:16 · answer #9 · answered by Black Ice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My freind Jay drank bleach once and then he started throwing up foam. It was gross.
2006-07-26 17:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy*lou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋