I once pooed dark matter. It took a good few minutes of straining to get it out, I thought I'd given birth to Jade Goody. Then I had a look in the bowl (well you've gotta) and it was the size of a pea with a wasting disease.
2006-07-26 04:44:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
Ashley B. Are you a windowlicker?
2006-07-27 00:45:37 · update #1
I was once so constipated, and had sat fruitlessly pushing for so many days, that desperation forced me (whilst at work) to work a finger up my chocolate starfish and winkle the offending plug out. Ouch.
2006-07-27 01:16:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I feel your pain my friend, for I too have experienced the anguish of a mammoth turd! There have been times when I thought for certain that I was producing some strange form of pineapple from my rear. But on later inspection I have been disappionted to find a regular sized dump floating in the bowl!
2006-07-26 11:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Crying with laughter now!
I've curled one out that felt like it was going to rip my hole apart. Felt like a boa constricter.
I remember doing a green poo after eating grass as a child. But crying? Only with relief after hanging on for too long, tears of sheer joy. I love a good poo....
2006-07-27 07:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you talking about crying from a pain point of view or just getting all sentimental (I stress the MENTAL in sentimental) ?
2006-07-26 11:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, beause I dono't know but I though only girls could only give birth not boys or men. It would be very imposible.GROOOOOSSS!!!! also have you ever heard of air freashener?
2006-07-26 11:52:29 · answer #5 · answered by navydaugh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay biscuit bill. Stay away from the biscuits and you won't have that trouble. More fiber is what you need. Eat more fruit. :))
2006-07-26 14:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once pushed so hard I pulled a muscle in my neck.
2006-07-26 12:38:39 · answer #7 · answered by palevox 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but this question was enough to bring tears of
laughter to my eyes..
You must be REALLY bored and have NO imagination...
2006-07-26 11:51:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good sense of humor - need a good laugh.
2006-07-26 11:51:45 · answer #9 · answered by 3DDD 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first time i pooped green i was scared and cried cause i didnt know food made your poop change colors! i was much younger but potty trained
LMAO
2006-07-26 11:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by rainprincess0820 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋