the fortune cookie messages, what would you write? im talking aside from the regular boring 'fortunes', what would you write?? no vulgar words, thats lame, c'mone.
2006-07-25 08:35:00 · 19 answers · asked by sueet2b 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
these are so hilarious! i love them all!! great job ! itll be supre hard later on at the end to give out the 10 points!
2006-07-25 09:20:13 · update #1
My five suggestions:
1.The place to look for a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.
2. Many winners are recycled losers.
3. He who sits on tack is better off.
4. Live Each Day as if its your Last, For one day it will be.
5. Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
2006-07-25 09:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by hotandtastylady 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that's so funny. hmmm... i think i'd do random movie lines. stuff from star wars or indiana jones. anything classic. that would be hilarious. who doesn't want to open up a fortune cookie and read a movie line instead of being told that your lucky day is next thursday and then blowing out your tire next thursday!
2006-07-25 08:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Kansas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're going to get a million dollars if you go and stand on your head in the middle of rush hour traffic.
Write all of the old wives tales that I've been told and put one in each cookie
Oops! Chun-Li, I just dropped fried rice near garbage can!
2006-07-27 12:08:01 · answer #3 · answered by Friend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open you mouth so i will kum in you hated this place you have no fortune existence would be extra proper once you die spank your waiter soo the eating place your hair sounds like canines s**t do u like me? eat me u are gay why dont u eat HER cookie insted of me if u can examine this then u dont choose glasses your real mom killed herself once you have been born slap your mom or u you will die in 5 days (insted of a message a 5 dollar invoice) "communicate approximately fortune" look up! a monkey eat the message and examine the cookie WAZZ UP!! i'm poisonous fo dizzle! your going to be much extra grotesque day after today
2016-11-02 23:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would write what i live by "Boys come and Boys go but true friends stay true" I always go by that because i do get carried away with boyfriends.(not like that) but i do spend a lot of time with them and i try not to let them mess up my relationship with my friends because to me that is worth more then any boy. no matter how hott.
2006-07-25 16:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have just eaten cat. Just kidding!
Today you will have the bird of happiness poop on your head-don't worry-this is lucky.
A walk through the ocean of your soul would scarcely get my feet wet.
What is the hollow sound you make when you chew?
2006-07-25 08:39:15 · answer #6 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't eat the rice. Oh, too late?
You aren't wearing any underwear and I'm going to tell.
The secret of life can be found in your agoue.
Cry more, n00b.
2006-07-25 08:59:30 · answer #7 · answered by LovingMother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tonight's your Lucky Night!!!
Confucius say beware of wife who pays the tab.
Have a good one
2006-07-25 08:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend actually got a forutne cookie one day that said : "You will die soon." It's been five years, I guess time is relative.
2006-07-26 04:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by krissy4543 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will write "The world is not only about you! Be nice to people around you!!"
2006-07-25 08:39:24 · answer #10 · answered by cupofcofffeee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋