my friends and I play jokes on each other. Such as I took out a personal add in the local paper for a friend of mine, also went to her house and took all the labels off her canned food, moved all her furniture when she was gone...... Any ideas for new jokes? We are all adults and have been friends for years so most anything goes.
2006-07-24 10:31:17 · 10 answers · asked by Hollli 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Garage Sale!
If you have ever had a garage sale that you advertised in the local paper you know that there is a whole bunch of people out there that live for these things and take them very seriously. Some of them are folks looking for a good deal, plus the second-hand store owners, flea-market vendors, etc. Then there are the nuts....the people with nothing better to do than to show up at your house on Saturday morning at 6:23 AM to watch you put out your goods for sale.
Here's the prank:
Take an ad in the local paper where everyone posts garage sales. Of course, the "mark" of your prank has no idea they are having a garage sale!
Go ALL OUT with the ad.
"Starts at 6AM! Early Birds welcome! Free coffee and donuts! Lots of antiques, furniture, baby clothes, jewlery, 1950s toys, old car parts, power tools, hand tools, original artwork, collectors glassware, ceramics, swords, knives, sewing items, appliances, mens and womens clothes....etc. No offer refused! Everything must go!"
Get crazy and mention rare collectables or whatever.
Get up very early (4-5 am) and put signs on the nearby crossroads. Stake out a position nearby and watch the chaos start around six when all the nuts start ringing the doorbell.
If you friend likes to sleep in, or even better if she 'had a few' the night before, this is a great prank. We videotaped a neighbor years ago...he was standing on the street in front of his house for three hours waving people away and offering explanations to the angry garage sale shoppers.
2006-07-24 10:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by DJ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
well see here at work we have a bunch of men here and its just me and my best friend christy! so the guys are really bad about picking up stuff off of our desk and eating it like all of our candy food anything! so one day we laid out some milk of magnesia the (CHOCOLATE) and that's exactly what they thought that it was! that was the funniest thing that i have ever seen then you could watch them all day go back and to to the bathrooms talking about how there stomachs were kinda messed up! and some of them would even come back for more and they would come in the next morning talking about the lunch they had they following day and how they stayed up! but the funny thing to me was seeing them all run to the bathroom at the same time it was almost like they had to fight to see who would use it first! i think that is the best one that i have pulled off and i want be surprise if i don't try that trick again on them this year!!!!
2006-07-24 10:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Lindsey Leigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short sheet her bed.
Replace her sugar with salt or vice-versa.
Put temporary hair dye in her shampoo.
Place some of those PopUp figures in her cabinets so they come out at her when she opens up the doors.
Get a talking toilet seat, it will say HELLO THERE when she sits down. They used to be at Spencers, you might have to look around.
Remove ALL of the toilet paper from the house, tissues too.
2006-07-24 10:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by GP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you know she'll be away from her home for at least a day, get a bunch of packets of instant gelatine (unflavored and clear) and dissolve them in the toilet water. add a few ice cubes to speed up the gelling process if necessary. if you've put in enough gelatine, it should firm up nicely. the idea is that she won't notice anything unusual looking, and it works like the old "plastic wrap on the toilet seat" joke, if you catch my drift.
2006-07-24 11:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This newspaper generator is a great way to play a practical joke. You can type anything you want in it and email it to her. You can really pull off a big one.
Or the second link you can email to her and get a laugh to.
2006-07-24 10:37:30 · answer #5 · answered by alfredenuemann98195 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill their car/truck/van wiht popcorn, not buttered and unsalted of course.
Talk to your friendly manager at your local movie theatre, ask how much he/she would charge to pop a 50 lb bag of popcorn. Thats what I did, it filled lil tracker to the top LOL.
2006-07-24 11:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Raretommyboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull an upperdeck. This involves taking someones lid off their toilet and taking a dump in it.
If someone leaves their car window cracked you and four friends light up cigs and blow everylast bit inside. Its mean and stinky!
2006-07-24 10:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by dave m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cold Mashed potatoes looks exactly like ice cream, put some chocolate sauce, whipped cream and sprinkles on it. ;)
2006-07-24 10:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steal one of her kitchen appliances, then put it in your own kitchen...use it in front of her when she comes over.
suspend some her jewelry (preferably not too expensive ones) in jello, and let her find it in the fridge
2006-07-24 12:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by mdel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put flour in her hair dryer
2006-07-24 10:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋