Five people are in an upstairs bar in West Africa drinking. They are all hungry and would like to order kebabs from a vendor down the street. Nobody wants to go so you must pick. Here are the candidates...
Kelli - A white girl with hair extensions and the attitude to match. She probably used to dot the "I" in her name with a heart in middle school.
Matt - The guy's worst dimension is Mr. Burns from the simpsons but as of today he still has a healthy jewish fro "going on." His shirt was stolen this morning but *stuff* happens.
Dzifa (it is really more like geo-ff-ra) She is african american but we are in africa so there are no special concessions given for that.
Paul - Would like to be known as well endowed, but really he is only recovering his confidence after coming into this country tipping the scales at a cool 400lbs.
Justin -Women have been known to "fall down the stairs" when dating justin. But is well respected in the community.
Who should go get kebabs?
2006-07-24 08:36:07 · 9 answers · asked by Paul K 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
None of them... call for takeout.
2006-07-24 08:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Village Idiot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dzifa (it is really more like geo-ff-ra) She is african american but we are in africa so there are no special concessions given for that.
WHY? Because she's a local, she'll know how to bargain & she'll
know if it's safe to eat. She can talk to vendor & get the info needed to bring the kebabs quickly without getting lost or overpaying!
2006-07-24 17:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Desi Chef 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEFINITELY not paul. He would eat them on the way.
Kelli would talk smack to someone and get her *** kicked, so not her.
Not Matt, because stuff is stolen from him easily.
Justin would probably refuse to go, because he's a prick.
Looks like we gotta send the black girl. But then again, she's probably the one who stole Matt's shirt.
STUCK between a rock and a hard place. I guess I will go get the Kebabs my damn self.
2006-07-24 15:42:05 · answer #3 · answered by Hard Head 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Justin
2006-07-24 15:41:20 · answer #4 · answered by rory4lany 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whistle to the vendor! He will surely bring your 'kyinkyinga' directly to you! Especially if Kelli & Dzifa do the whistling & the beckonin'!
2006-07-24 15:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was hungry I'd go but it's got to be the black girl as she'd fit in and it may be dangerous for the others.
2006-07-24 15:45:17 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paul. He needs the exercise and noone is going to f**k with a guy that big.
2006-07-25 06:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They should all get their own.
2006-07-24 15:42:35 · answer #8 · answered by litegirl64 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHO EVER OFFERS TO GO
2006-07-24 15:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by Penney S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋