so, she says, are you buying that stalk of brocoli, and i'm like, sure, ya i am, wanna make something of it, and shes like, actually, i do! so we fight in the veggie isle for a while, and she's pretty good, but im better...so i beat her and she gives me that brocoli stalk, and thats when i remember, me cat doesn't even LIKE brocolli, and i don't even know how to spell it! and i heard that you shouldn't eat things you can't say or spell, like polyphosphoric monoglycerine.... so i gave the girl the brocoli and walked away... did i do the right thing??? (...and plz be more creative than telling me im on drugs!) (cuz im not) (...well, maybe)
2006-07-23 14:25:00 · 19 answers · asked by peakfreak 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
I'm trying to answer this and my wife says NO. Don't write a thing back to that person. You don't know who you're dealing with, and she did fight someone for a vegetable, and not a very good one at that.(bleacchhh, brocolli!) But I don't care. I've got to let you know you did the right thing. Even if you were going to give her the broccolli in the first place, imagine the joy and exhilaration she will feel biting into that stalk for which she fought so hard. Let her savor the crunchy green taste of victory.
2006-07-23 14:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by cha_dooky_do 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Only if you had actually used the brocolli in the fight.
2006-07-23 21:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by Hugo Reyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You definately wanted that broccoli. And you showed you would go to any length to have it. But after you kicked butt. You noticed you didn't even really want it. Basically you were saying,"it's in my hands so back off till I'm done!"
2006-07-23 21:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by narcisscus24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fight over broccoli...Why couldn't it be kohlrabi?, If that is the biggest thrill of your life, I can't wait to hear what happens to you at the hair salon.
2006-07-23 21:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by 345Grasshopper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good drugs Huh?
2006-07-24 11:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by ASTORROSE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a pushover you should've stepped on it, then spat on it, and then dropped it in the toilet after using it then gave it back!
2006-07-23 21:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Lecter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually, i was hoping for a slap fight or maybe you'd accidently slip your tongue down her throat, but hey, I enjoyed your story!! Gave me a laugh!
2006-07-23 21:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like you need a spanking. Maybe you will be o k if your butt is red.
2006-07-23 21:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have pointed over her shoulder and said "Oh who's that cute guy?"When she looked over her shoulder you should have RAN with it
2006-07-23 21:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by redanimalmuppet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE
Go randomness. You should have dropped ot and stepped on it for spite.
BP
2006-07-23 21:27:47 · answer #10 · answered by billyandgaby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋