Do you know some good toasts?

Question

I'd be very surprised if there aren't alot of creative toasts out there waiting to be shared.

No matter what the occasion, let's hear them all! Funny, clever, bawdy, etc.

Answer 1

non-moldy :)

Answer 2

When we go drinking, one of my friends always offers the toast-
"To better days and better lays!"
On a less bawdy note, in mixed company, I like-
"To health and wealth and friends to enjoy it with."

Answer 3

on this day we all gather here to witness two people in love start on a long journey
if they ever fall out of love,well then there is always reminding each other of the reasons they got married and be honest with each other,always and forever.

Answer 4

Here's to the wine we love to drink
And the food we love to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts,
And may they never meet.
Here's champagne for our real friends
And real pain for our sham friends.
And when this journey finally ends, may all of us find peace.

Here's to all the women I've loved
And all the ones I've kissed.
As for regrets, I just have one:
That's all the ones I've missed.
While women's faults are many,
We men have only two:
Every single thing we say and everything we do.

But I wish you health, I wish you wealth
And happiness galore.
I wish you heaven when you die,
What could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the ocean,
Your troubles as light as its foam,
And may you find sweet peace of mind,
Wherever you may roam.

Answer 5

On this day I chug this beer
And for you I shed a tear
For if your marriage is to fail
It's because of your wife large tail

Just made that up. Who knows, maybe it's for your friend marrying a fat girl.

Answer 6

Ummmmmm well there's French, Powdered, Cinnamon, Strawberry.... And my favorite is Cheese... regular (any type) and/or cream cheese.