Did you ever stare at the flickering candles on your birthday cake,while your friends and family sing that song and then their voices sort of faded and were drowned out by ominous-sounding organ music that kept playing louder and faster...Then dozens of tiny, twisted,weasel-like creatures with glowing red eyes burst out of the cake...throwing frosting and still-burning candles all over the room while you looked on, paralyzed with horror as the weasel creatures started attacking the party-goers, ripping at their throats and faces with razor-sharp teeth, turning the once festive scene into one of unrelenting TERROR?!
Oh right! Like I'm the only one that's ever happened to.
Oh well.
2006-07-18 04:37:08 · 29 answers · asked by Julie 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
Yeah happened to me till we realised I was a changeling and the fairies had swopped me at birth so we did a deal and let them have their own cake. We just put it ou the night before anf they have their own party and now leave us alone.
Simple really
2006-07-18 04:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 7⤊ 3⤋
WOW.. that sounds like the opening to a horror movie.. Keep going with it. Um.. if you really see those things look into moving to a new home where the demons don't live. If that doesn't work try an exorcism or a new white room with padded walls where they give you candy throughout the day in little white cups..
2006-07-18 11:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by escaped_mental_case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but it sounds like a good start to a book....maybe you should try writing for a living and make a fortune scaring the living s**t out of poeple!!!!
2006-07-18 11:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right
2006-07-18 21:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by spyblitz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I think someone didnt like turning that year older!
Hope you got some nice presents!
Dont sweat it! Who likes getting older!
2006-07-18 11:42:56 · answer #5 · answered by clare_bell_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and other night i dream i was tied down to bed post by those really smartass bed bugs - u know ones with three eyes and horn like a unicorn then they started crawling in my nose and reciting shakespear ...... hey can u send more of that weed man?
2006-07-18 12:30:59 · answer #6 · answered by randy h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. But my medication made the next birthday more happy.
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/
2006-07-18 11:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by 4999_Basque 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's never happened to me.... but boy have I wished something like that to happen.... just so I don't have to blow out a gagillion candles...
2006-07-18 12:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by rocknrobin21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, one time. Coincidentally, that was the year everyone chipped in to buy me some LSD.
2006-07-18 18:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by harbinger_of_all_things_erratic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i think you're the only one i didn't even know that was possible to happen i think you've got an overly creative mind and imagination
2006-07-18 14:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋