i got one sayin "your gf is hot" i bet someone made up that crap cause i dont see how the hell ithat is supposed to be my fortune
2006-07-17 08:50:46 · 19 answers · asked by light_farts 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Ethnic Cuisine
let go and find it back cuz u'll never know what'll happen.
doesn't make sense huh? well i thought that too.......definetely the strangest.....
2006-07-17 09:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"That lump is cancer"
Penn & Teller in their wonderful book "How to play with your food" provide a detachable sheet of 'alternative' fortunes, and explain how (if you warm it in the microwave for a few seconds) you can unfold a fortune cookie and replace the fortune, fold it closed and allow it to cool, and no-one is any the wiser till they break it open.
It was funny at the time because I really did have cancer, but knew it was a very curable one, and I needed a good laugh!
2006-07-17 16:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The universe is guiding your life." This fortune cookie was received at a Chinese restaurant in New Orleans 2 weeks before Hurricane Katrina. I saved it.
2006-07-17 15:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last Saturday, my mother and I got the same exact fortune! What are the odds?!
2006-07-17 15:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by zharantan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How funny. I just ate chinese food today and it said "never smell the inside of a hat"
You think I'm making that up? I only wish I was that creative and funny.
2006-07-20 02:44:35 · answer #5 · answered by mushykins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once got one that said, "Hello Kitty says you will eat another fortune cookie." Yes, seriously.....
2006-07-18 01:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by Hungry707 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a blank piece of paper once
2006-07-17 15:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by mdel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't give you the exact quote, but it was something like "The mother ship is in orbit and is waiting for you."
Cracked me up.
"You bet someone made up that crap?" Pardon me, but,
Duh!
2006-07-17 16:00:43 · answer #8 · answered by Vince M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got a fortune that said, "being a good man, there are always." funny thing is, (besides the obvious), i'm a woman!
2006-07-17 19:54:45 · answer #9 · answered by smm9909 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/2 past monkey's ***
1/4 to his balls
~i thought it was a joke!
2006-07-17 17:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by Ambere 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋