2006-07-14 15:29:54 · 20 answers · asked by jacicat 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
You will get a new friend soon!
2006-07-14 15:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by alexxxa $ o's 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have always wanted to put a ring in a fortune cookie. My lady loves them but I just don't know how to do it...
2006-07-14 15:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by El flaco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All out of fortunes and lucky numbers. Try again next week.
2006-07-14 21:26:55 · answer #3 · answered by deltazeta_mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Pain and misfortune will follow you all the days of your meaningless existence." It is the one fortune that has a good chance of coming true, and that people would not be disappointed in if it did not.
2006-07-14 16:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by AlexG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Your date is seeing some different person on the section. * in case you purchase your date 2 extra beverages you're certain to get some later ;) * did you recognize what you in simple terms ate? * be certain to offer up even as the red lights flash. * you ought to no longer masturbate a lot. * Are you certain your date is the option sex? * Your "verify engine" mild has been attempting to inform you something.
2016-10-14 11:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a hersey kiss and a note for my husband saying "You are the fortune in my life"
2006-07-14 15:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A house divided brings in more rent.
2006-07-14 15:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Geoduck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
The Lady in which i seek, is closer than i think...
At least she's on this planet,somewhere...
Ok.That might be two cookies...I cheated...
2006-07-14 16:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are responsible for your own actions and their consequences.
2006-07-14 15:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by badbear 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ORDER MOR FOOD... THIS RESTAURANT'S POOR!
PS. WHEN U SAID U SAW SOMETHING CRAWLING.. U REALLY DID... U WERENT HALLUCINATING!!!
2006-07-14 15:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by Taru 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋