I usually wear a sheepskin condom or cut off the end of a freshly picked lemon from my farm to use as a cervical cap. Just curious if i should go rawdogg cause I think Bessie may have cheated on me with one of our horses while I was at the International Lawn Mower Racing Championship in Istanbul.
2006-07-14 14:26:16 · 7 answers · asked by Jon 2 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
no, have fun.
2006-07-14 14:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Son, I can only imagine how you must feel. To teach Bessie a lesson, kick her to the curb, find the horse she had relations with and do the same to her - so she knows your jealousy. You might be sore for a while but you may find you like it. Do not worry about STD's you already have whatever is in the barnyard already. Let that stud ride you bareback and let us know how it was. Love you - Mom - May Alla be with you in your new relationship
2006-07-14 17:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by HD B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bessie likes it raw so say a prayer before you ruff ride it
2006-07-14 15:29:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
actually you don't need any protection when riding Bessie, unless she bends around to give you a love bite.
2006-07-14 15:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by leadbelly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe a donkey std? which makes an *** out of you
2006-07-15 03:26:50 · answer #5 · answered by dirty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest some MENTAL help.
2006-07-21 06:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by sweetmammaearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think JACKASS?
2006-07-14 14:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by Paul M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋