WhATS THE BEST WAY TO COOK A COW PATTY?

Question

WHATS THE BEST WAY TO COOK A COW PATTY

Answer 1

They are ready to eat straight from the Cow.

Like sushi.

Answer 2

Ingredients: One cow Grain Hay Method: Place a clean plastic tarp under the backside of the cow. Insert the grain and hay into the front end of the cow. When the grain and hay are processed inside the cow, they will be ejected from the rear onto the tarp. Place the tarp in a cool dry place for 7 to 10 days until the contents form a hardened rind. At this stage, it is ready, and is now called a cow patty.

Answer 3

After it fertilizes your garden and the veggies grow, take your pick and steam the veggies you want to eat. That's what cow patties are good for.

Answer 4

MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO COOK COW SH*T? I MEAN THEY USED TO USE COW AND BUFFALO CHIPS FOR FUEL FOR THE FIRES ON CATTLE DRIVES AND ON THE PIONEER WAGON TRAINS.
BUT NOWDAYS I FIGURE YOU MEAN A HAMBURGER PATTY. I THINK THE BEST WAY IS UNDER THE BROILER OR OVER A NICE SMOKEY (MESQUITE) BBQ GRILL. AND WITH ANY GOOD BBQ, YOU DON'T NEED ANY SAUCE. SAUCE IS FOR POOR BBQ. GOOD BBQ NEEDS NO SAUCE THE SMOKE FLAVOR IS MORE THAN ADEQUATE.

Answer 5

as a farm boy I have to ask. Why in the hell do you want to cook dried cow crap

Answer 6

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!, do not cook it you will ruin the texture, and lose all those good vitamins, just pick it up and pop in right in your mouth.

some time I like to bring them home and let them fester in the attic or by the hot water heater so they get nice little mushrooms on them.

Boy o boy dems good eats.

Answer 7

If you are refering to hamburger meat... I LOVE to add feta cheese to my ground beef and grill for 10-15 minutes. Put on a wheat bun and add bacon, avocado and lettuce. Walllaaa! MMM. Delicioso!

Answer 8

In the oven Mikey

Answer 9

Grill em

Answer 10

Cook it any way you want. But don't get your feelings hurt when no one will eat it.