Have no fear, the jerk hunter is on the job.
I will hunt this a** down, and utterly destroy him.
p.s.
and thanx for the tip.
2006-07-07 09:08:38
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Haven't run into this redneck, yet, but here is one that I leave for them when I do come across rednecks.
You Know You're A Redneck When...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restroom's so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
31. If your family tree doesn't branch.....
2006-07-07 09:05:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Well I haven't run into the person's questions or answers to tell, but this is J&R section. I'm guessing based on the answers you got that its from the Mexican jokes? I guess its different because it sounds like a blonde type of joke, but hey we should be fair and tease everyone. So perhaps if this person mixed up his material then it wouldn't look like he's picking on one part of the population.
2006-07-06 23:59:08
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answered by sakura4eternity 5
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We are surrounded by racists, and sexists, and people with disgusting jokes, and people who are prejudiced against people in other age groups, and a dozen more prejudices. The only advice I can offer is to report them, and move on with your life. There will always be prejudiced people out there, and the only way to take away their power is to ignore them and show them you have the upper hand by controlling your emotions-i.e. not lashing out. Good luck in your journey through the surrounding ignorance, commonly calld life. Try to enlighten a few while in your travels!
2006-07-06 23:24:58
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answered by legallyblond2day 5
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the last time i checked we were all in jokes and riddles! so if you get offended by something, it was a fu*king joke. if you dont like it get the fu*k out of jokes and riddles instead of reporting people and crying about it! guess what? im Mexican and i bust on mexicans all the damn time! ( its called a joke!) if you cant deal with it then do the world a favor and fill your mouth full of shotgun with your toe on the trigger! does this make since or am i taking crazy pills?!
2006-07-06 23:38:51
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answered by perfect_demise 2
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People like that are ignorant and dumb, they have to hide behind their computers to say silly things. They would never say half the things that they say on here in a persons face, just just overlook them and pray for them.
2006-07-07 00:10:35
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answer #6
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answered by missesc0bar 3
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so he talked about tappin some ******** what you never say anything about white chicks? His poems are hilarious dude, get over yourself
2006-07-06 23:36:59
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answered by deathdealer 5
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wt make you say dat im not racist dude
2006-07-06 23:21:54
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answered by armydoll_16 1
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yes i ran into people like that they are so rude.. its just so sinceless
2006-07-06 23:21:50
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answered by KryssyBeyondBeauty 5
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Who are you talking about?
2006-07-06 23:20:19
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answered by fiend_indeed 4
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