A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, took some money from her purse, and gladly pressed it into the young man's hand.
She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said, "Clean my house."
that wasn't expected now huh hehe check ya later ♥
2006-07-06 22:27:24 · 20 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was freaking funny. Check this one:
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer...
David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
2006-07-06 22:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
First year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the "posterior" of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But they eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
LOL ........... always listen CLOSELY ; )
2006-07-07 05:32:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding
2006-07-07 06:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by J's On My Feet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool i have to tell that one to my hubby hahaha best joke yet thanx so much
2006-07-07 05:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, didnt see that comin thnx for da laugh
2006-07-07 13:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by Byahhhhhhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a story rather than a joke
2006-07-07 05:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by rakesh_506 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i could get one like that. nice joke lol
2006-07-07 06:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
$100 for cleaning a house!!!!!!!!
Funny though!!! Very unexpected!!!!!!!Good one..
2006-07-07 06:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by nice_libra_guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke
2006-07-07 05:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by BigB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!! one my momwould have said
2006-07-07 05:47:51 · answer #10 · answered by Spielberg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋