Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and
continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted
2006-07-06 22:23:35 · 30 answers · asked by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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2006-07-06 22:25:52 · update #1
Genuine and funny, never heard such a good one for a long time. Full score.
2006-07-06 22:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-07-07 05:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by net_at_nite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What I don't get is what brand the first lady was smoking.
Nah, just kidding. Very funny.
2006-07-07 05:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, specially the pharmacist. I can imagine the look on his face!
2006-07-07 05:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by Kath 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old recycled joke. 3 points out of ten.
2006-07-07 05:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you immediately lost me at two old ladies
2006-07-07 05:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by JOhNe=mc² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.
2006-07-07 12:03:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! you actually got a chuckle out of me. That one is pretty good.
2006-07-07 08:51:08 · answer #8 · answered by crystalb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a very strong cigarett she was smoking.
2006-07-07 05:29:44 · answer #9 · answered by Paul O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Good one!
2006-07-08 16:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋