As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
2006-07-06 22:01:39 · 15 answers · asked by perfect_demise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was so funny tears are still rolling from my eyes and my ribs hurt hahahahaha!!!!
2006-07-06 22:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao
Funny 1.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I was just told this joke and i lmfao too!?
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Ultimate Rejection
Q. What''s the ultimate rejection?
A. When you''re masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
How to Impress a Woman/Man
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.
Cheers LoL
Aint it funny?
2006-07-08 03:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by ☆hello☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Wonderful... umm... (question?) ;) But, funny... only today the response a woman would give would be.... haha, yea right, iron your own damn shirt and while you're at it... heres mine... it got a lil crowded in the bathroom!! (winks at the stud walking out)
2006-07-06 22:06:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a person that was hilarious, as a woman that was disturbing. Overall funny though * two thumbs up* and some toes too
2006-07-06 22:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by bickeo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-01 08:51:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO good one, thanx for the giggle :)
2006-07-06 23:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she means do house work and feel like a jack ***
2006-07-06 22:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tooooooooooo gooooooooooooood buddy
2006-07-06 22:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-07-06 22:05:25 · answer #9 · answered by lazeydazey_63845 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good
2006-07-06 22:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋